shaybebaby:

Trust me it is, but also the most hilarious..free comedy that keeps on giving. Never gets old.

Mindfulness:


Everything is possible.

Oya, Crackhaus, we need to see pictures. If you have it, flaunt it.

crackhaus:

Not going to happen on NL.

By the time I become the fourth person you talk to outside here, you may get to experience disappointment.

Mindfulness:


That's why I love you. You have such a pure heart and yet you can be so much naughty kind of fun.

Keep it up baby girl!

You are special!

Dyt:


Me nko?

Mindfulness:


I smell the moral police of NL coming at me or you or us very soon.
It will be rather me, I am supposed to be the weaker softer one.

How I like some people not to like me.

I will keep assuming that you won't disappoint despite all the stories about men who turned out to be the exact opposite of what they were pretending to be on NL.

But you, you would definitely be disillusioned.

Mindfulness:


See this girl, don't you know how to share? I have a BIG heart and enough love for everyone who is cool like you.

Dyt:


Iyamu jealousing

Kikikikikikiki

I actually I am in love with her
She looks like my crazy B-Day mate
When I saw her pic I said what's PINK looking for here

She's cool
Even got good heart
I was worried about her today cos some humans are terrible
I just hope she doesn't get hurt by these people she's giving opened arms

Shabebaby
Kisses

crackhaus:

Moral police indeed, lol.. I'm sure some of my honies won't miss the next opportunity to ask me what the fvck it is I'm doing with you after they read this exchange.

Errm, you mean I would be disillusioned by your beauty? Uh oh..

Mindfulness:

crackhaus:

If only you knew that characteristic scent.
Immediately I saw the pic, brought back good memories.

Mindfulness:


Tell them to catch some fun too.

Or ugliness.

Mindfulness:


Catch a flight and meet me in Amsterdam.

crackhaus:

I peeped your Jamaica thread, and one pic caught my attention so much I could smell the sweet aroma through my screen.

I think I might just light up some trees and get lifted this weekend, it's been toooo damn long.

Mindfulness:


The comedy part is so so so true. That's one of the reasons why I love kids so so much.

crackhaus:

Apparently I'm a flirt, and that's how I keep saying I'm only catching fun till it gets serious—this is how they see me. *kmt*

Blehhhhhhh.

I haven't seen one ugly biracial person in my life...didn't you say you were?

crackhaus:

You now in Amsterdam?
You're everywhere ..

shaybebaby:

I'll post his latest twist on Star Wars in my diary... Interesting to say the least.. Not sure what Darth Vader would have to say though.

shaybebaby:

Not an expert by a long shot but I hear their ish is the greatest, pure and organic. I also hear they "castrate" ;Dthe male regularly to prevent hybrids. That apparently is the secret.

Mindfulness:


I don't know what serious means. Explain.




I have, not in the mirror though.

Mindfulness:


Quite true.

crackhaus:

And yet a lot of people still think herbs isn't one of God's gift to mankind.

They don't know.

Mindfulness:


I smell the moral police of NL coming at me or you or us very soon.
It will be rather me, I am supposed to be the weaker softer one.

How I like some people not to like me.

I will keep assuming that you won't disappoint despite all the stories about men who turned out to be the exact opposite of what they were pretending to be on NL.

But you, you would definitely be disillusioned.

Dyt:


Iyamu jealousing

Kikikikikikiki

I actually I am in love with her
She looks like my crazy B-Day mate
When I saw her pic I said what's PINK looking for here

She's cool
Even got good heart
I was worried about her today cos some humans are terrible
I just hope she doesn't get hurt by these people she's giving opened arms

Shaybebaby
Kisses

shaybebaby:

Oh, I can attest to some people being different personalities in real life.

But I am no different though I guess. I must be because my brother is a nairalander as well but before he joined he used to visit as a guest.

Never discussed nairaland with him but he called me up one day and asked if I was shaybebaby. Apparently he read one of my posts and thought, "that's my baby sis"

crackhaus:

Serious, as in more than just catching fun.

Glad your mirror doesn't lie.

crackhaus:

I was interested till I got here, but now I really don't want to put you in a situation where you would fall in love with me.

Are there no mothers like you in your church, office, and neighbourhood?

joychioma19:
if you can remove Oga untop from seat, I will gladly fall in love with you

joychioma19:
if you can remove Oga untop from seat, I will gladly fall in love with you

Mindfulness:


Why can't it be all fun all the way?



Maybe I deceive myself.

shaybebaby:

It is natural I guess and less harmful than baccy with all the added junk.

I tried it over there, second time ever. First time was hash which made me feel like a noodle. Didn't like the loss of control I felt.

Second time, on holiday and I thought why not? I had a mad panic attack, I thought I was going to have a heart attack, got all woozy and I kept losing track of convos.
My OH dunked me in the pool to calm me down. So not for me sadly.

I'll be sticking to my Pinot tinto from now on.

crackhaus:

Lmao

I know exactly what that experience looks like - there was this very close friend of mine back in the day who wanted to ride with the big dogs.
I warned her to go easy, but she say she be street girl. *crying*

When she was done, she slept with only her underwear on the bed in my off-campus residence till morning...lol

Abeg stick with your tinto jare, or take this tip into consideration in case of next time - just have one or two drags and nothing more.