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Unpaid Salaries Palava. Have Fun by mrajims(m): 3:41pm On Sep 24, 2016 |
UNPAID SALARY CAUSING A BIG PROBLEM ACROSS THE COUNTRY, NOBODY ALLOWS HIS/HER DAUGHTER TO MARRY CIVIL SERVANT, THAT IS TOO BAD! SALARY PA LAVA IN OSUN STATE, KWARA STATE, CONVERSATION BETWEEN FATHER, DAUGHTER AND IN-LAW TO BE : Daughter:- Ekule bami, how is everybody in the village ? Father:- Welcome my daughter, everybody is fine in the village. How was your trip? Daughter:- My trip was fine sir. Father:- Who is this gentleman beside you ? Daughter:- (Smile) Daddy, as we have discussed earlier on phone, he is my fiancée his name is Aremu. Father: Omo mi (My Son) you're welcome. How is everything? Fiancée: I am doing fine sir. E se pupo Father: My daughter, I'm so lucky to have this handsome here as my in-law to be. Daughter: Thank you baami. Father: Your fiancée is from which town? Daughter: (Smile) My fiancée is from Iragbiji town. Father: Is iragbiji town under Lagos state or which state ? Daughter: O ti oooo, iragbiji town is under Osun state. Father: Osun what! OK, which work is he doing? Daughter: Daddy my husband is a civil servant @ Oshogbo. Father: (With Annoyance) Civil servant ke ? Rara ooooo. You can not marry him oooooo Daughter: But daddy why ? Father: (Facing the husband to be) wo Tunde abi kini oruko re. You can not marry my daughter at all! Fiancée: Daddy, what is the matter? I love your daughter sir. Father: wo don't even talk about love. Fiancée: but..... but....cut in Father : don't but me your state governor is owing 9 - 10 month salary and you're thinking of marrying my daughter. NO! Over my **** body. Maa pa omo fun mi ( don't let my daughter die of hunger) Daughter: (Crying & Weeping) no daddy noooooo. Father: Wo Iwo ntie, o ti ni oko. Go and marry from state where they don't owe workers. Lagos state, Ogun state, Borno state etc. You can even manage Ondo state. They're only owing 6 months Fiancee: no daddy am d Osogbo CBN office branch controller. Father: henhen sebi am just playing wt u ni to test how truly u loved my daughter, sebi aregbe tie ngbiyaju half salary, will next week Saturday be okay for ur introduction. 1 Like |
Re: Unpaid Salaries Palava. Have Fun by coolhumble(m): 3:59pm On Sep 24, 2016 |
Lol this really crack me up 1 Like |
Re: Unpaid Salaries Palava. Have Fun by DrRasheed: 4:11pm On Sep 24, 2016 |
Nonsense... In other word..RIP English. |
Re: Unpaid Salaries Palava. Have Fun by mrajims(m): 6:26pm On Sep 24, 2016 |
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