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Re: Bible Contradictions;raphiemontella(skeptic) VS Doctoralien(christian) by CoolUsername: 6:47pm On Sep 27, 2016
DoctorAlien:


You're terribly funny. Satan simply entered the serpent. The serpent was not satan.

God knew Satan would lead man to sin but didn't stop him from entering the garden. Hence, giving man no chance.
Re: Bible Contradictions;raphiemontella(skeptic) VS Doctoralien(christian) by yorhmienerd(m): 6:50pm On Sep 27, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Get sense na.

Re: Bible Contradictions;raphiemontella(skeptic) VS Doctoralien(christian) by raphieMontella: 6:51pm On Sep 27, 2016
DoctorAlien:


LOL. I was expecting this. GOD rested after creating everything not because He was tired or exhausted. GOD cannot be tired. The verb "shabath" means literally "to cease" from labour or activity. GOD's rest was a cessation from previous occupation.
okay.
Re: Bible Contradictions;raphiemontella(skeptic) VS Doctoralien(christian) by raphieMontella: 7:24pm On Sep 27, 2016
DoctorAlien:


Jesus Christ was crucified around 9 am. Mark reckoned the time according to the Jewish system of counting time, where the day began at sunrise(6 am). The 3rd hour from then would be 9 am.

The Gospel of John was written near the close of the century, and mostly to Gentile believers. And so in that text, it seems John used the Roman system of recording time where the day began at midnight (12 am), although in other places, he seems to reckon time from sunrise (see Jn. 4.6, 52; 11:9). The 6th hour from 12 am then would be 6 am.

In Jn. 19:14, the trial was still going on(6 am). The Jews had already condemned Jesus at night but Pilate needed to confirm the verdict during the day for it to stand. It continued until Jesus was crucified by 9 am.
according to tradition...this was written by an apostle of jesus...who was a jew..
The gospel of john is accepted to have arisen in a jewish christian community by christian scholars...to adress jews
can you provide a piece of proof...that it was directed to gentile followers?
The gospel bears a lots of *sacrament*....something which paul didnt adress to gentiles....


he seems to reckon time from sunrise (see Jn. 4.6, 52; 11:9). The 6th hour from 12 am then would be 6 am.
also john4:6,shows he used the jewish style of recording time...not ''roman''

john4:6AMP 6 and Jacob’s well was there. So Jesus, tired as He was from His
journey, sat down by the well. It was then about
the sixth hour (noon).

John11:9 AMP 9 Jesus answered, “Are there not twelve hours [of light] in
the day?
Anyone who walks in the daytime does
not stumble, because he sees [by] the light of this
world. 10
the bolded is proof that the author of john uses the jewish method of recording time...the first hour being 6am....twelve hours of daylight:6am-6pm..and not the roman style of the first hour being 12am..
So please doctoralien..give us proof john used the roman system..or accept it as a contradiction
Re: Bible Contradictions;raphiemontella(skeptic) VS Doctoralien(christian) by realmindz: 7:47pm On Sep 27, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Good! Who incited David to take a census in the Old Testament?

I think it's satan, no no I think it's Yaweh, no no I think I'm confuse...noooo oh holy chisos! The bible is messing up my intelligence
Re: Bible Contradictions;raphiemontella(skeptic) VS Doctoralien(christian) by realmindz: 7:55pm On Sep 27, 2016
felixomor:


Thank u.

Likewise, Your first answer "satan" is the answer to the question

And it was all in a part of a plan permitted by God.

Just like Isaiah describes God as someone who was "pleased to bruise Jesus" for our sake.

But we all know thats literally and metaphorically speaking because he permitted it as a grand part of his plan.
please why is jehovah always planning, what has he been planning? he's plans aren't perfect either.

perhaps he's confused, today he creates, tomr he destroys what he created.
Later his own very creations goes against him and he gets angry and makes hell...surely he's confused
Re: Bible Contradictions;raphiemontella(skeptic) VS Doctoralien(christian) by felixomor: 7:55pm On Sep 27, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
Fine. Barcelona will win the champions league.But I hope you know that was not what the octopus did. It was one game at a time.

Gbam!
Noted.
cool
Re: Bible Contradictions;raphiemontella(skeptic) VS Doctoralien(christian) by felixomor: 7:59pm On Sep 27, 2016
realmindz:

please why is jehovah always planning, what has he been planning? he's plans aren't perfect either.

perhaps he's confused, today he creates, tomr he destroys what he created.
Later he's own creature goes against him and he gets angry and makes hell...surely he's confused

Fallacies of all kinds loaded into one piece of statement.
#Irritating
Re: Bible Contradictions;raphiemontella(skeptic) VS Doctoralien(christian) by Ranchhoddas: 8:09pm On Sep 27, 2016
felixomor:

Gbam! Noted. cool
What's the point now?
Re: Bible Contradictions;raphiemontella(skeptic) VS Doctoralien(christian) by felixomor: 8:16pm On Sep 27, 2016
Ranchhoddas:
What's the point now?

We want to know what is "ordinary". cool
Re: Bible Contradictions;raphiemontella(skeptic) VS Doctoralien(christian) by realmindz: 8:24pm On Sep 27, 2016
felixomor:


Fallacies of all kinds loaded into one piece of statement.
#Irritating

uncle jehovah has been planning for millenniums yet he has never achieved perfection.

First his lovely angel rebelled against him then he did a strategy meeting and created humans.

Later his beautiful plans were ruined by the talking serpent. He was rly upset, though it was his grand plan..

Later he re-strategised, but his beautiful humans became evil and he wiped them out with a flood as a loving and merciful father....

But he did another strategy meeting with his heavenly board of directors...
Some thousand years later, his ultimate final strategy came in as his only son...
Jehovah rubbing his palms together like "Finally heheh" but if any of una no believe, Una go burn..una father!!!
Re: Bible Contradictions;raphiemontella(skeptic) VS Doctoralien(christian) by felixomor: 8:50pm On Sep 27, 2016
realmindz:

uncle jehovah has been planning for millenniums yet he has never achieved perfection.

First his lovely angel rebelled against him then he did a strategy meeting and created humans.

Later his beautiful plans were ruined by the talking serpent. He was rly upset, though it was his grand plan..

Later he re-strategised, but his beautiful humans became evil and he wiped them out with a flood as a loving and merciful father....

But he did another strategy meeting with his heavenly board of directors...
Some thousand years later, his ultimate final strategy came in as his only son...
Jehovah rubbing his palms together like "Finally heheh" but if any of una no believe, Una go burn..una father!!!

Yet u r having sleepless nights over Him.
*yinmu* cool
Re: Bible Contradictions;raphiemontella(skeptic) VS Doctoralien(christian) by realmindz: 9:24pm On Sep 27, 2016
felixomor:


Yet u r having sleepless nights over Him.
*yinmu* cool
me! sleepless night over Yaweh, na u people no dey let person rest over that jewish warlord.

U put on ur TV, na chisos, prosperity sow a seed, church from street to street

u take a walk down the street, u see poverty stricken souls screaming and ringing bells of yaweh wen their pastors are cruising in SUVs

Noise pollution everywhr screaming praises to the infanticidal genocidal ethnic cleanser that gives no damn about them...

Even wen u stay peacefully in your house, u'll see them knocking on ur door screaming repent! dooms day at hand.

Now who's bothering who?
The world Religious Tolerance is an oxymoron that cannot exists. Religion in itself stands against its unity and peace..

A christian will declare traditional worshiper evil and demonic, while at the mention that Yaweh is evil or mohammed is bad, the whole religious folks will call for your head and demand an apology.

Everyone sud be free to practice whatever he wishes, and everyone should be free to speak about any religion without fear and intimidation...

This is 21st century crying out loud....
Re: Bible Contradictions;raphiemontella(skeptic) VS Doctoralien(christian) by felixomor: 11:41pm On Sep 27, 2016
realmindz:

me! sleepless night over Yaweh, na u people no dey let person rest over that jewish warlord.

U put on ur TV, na chisos, prosperity sow a seed, church from street to street

u take a walk down the street, u see poverty stricken souls screaming and ringing bells of yaweh wen their pastors are cruising in SUVs

Noise pollution everywhr screaming praises to the infanticidal genocidal ethnic cleanser that gives no damn about them...

Even wen u stay peacefully in your house, u'll see them knocking on ur door screaming repent! dooms day at hand.

Now who's bothering who?
The world Religious Tolerance is an oxymoron that cannot exists. Religion in itself stands against its unity and peace..

A christian will declare traditional worshiper evil and demonic, while at the mention that Yaweh is evil or mohammed is bad, the whole religious folks will call for your head and demand an apology.

Everyone sud be free to practice whatever he wishes, and everyone should be free to speak about any religion without fear and intimidation...

This is 21st century crying out loud....

And u r the one without religion trying to intimidate people of religion on NL religion section.

Wow
Re: Bible Contradictions;raphiemontella(skeptic) VS Doctoralien(christian) by raphieMontella: 12:37pm On Sep 29, 2016
DoctorAlien:


The four gospels are complementary. One does not record everything that happened. We read the four of them to get a more complete picture of Jesus' life.

Matthew gives an account of Jesus healing two men, without naming them. Mark reports that same incidence, and evidently knew one of the men who were healed, and so gave his name "...blind Bartimaeus, the son of Timaeus..." (Mark 10:46).

Both accounts are correct as they give additional information. Matthew says nothing about them begging, but Mark does.

The fact that these accounts differ a little is proof that these writers did not copy one another, as hypocrites and infidels and skeptics like you would say had the accounts been exactly the same.
did he heal one or two?
Re: Bible Contradictions;raphiemontella(skeptic) VS Doctoralien(christian) by DoctorAlien(m): 12:41pm On Sep 29, 2016
raphieMontella:
did he heal one or two?
Two.
Re: Bible Contradictions;raphiemontella(skeptic) VS Doctoralien(christian) by realmindz: 9:00pm On Sep 30, 2016
DoctorAlien:


He knew that they would sin. What contradiction are you talking about?
coolusername u'll need to excuse this guy as u can see his head is getting distorted...
He knew they would sin, yet he went to test them...
he's all powerful, yet he contends with satan.

He is all knowing but got angry wen adam sinned, he regretted creating man and tried to destroy man. All these he knew right from the beginning.?

your head has knock, u need correct slap to reset factory settings..

bible story is illogical

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Re: Bible Contradictions;raphiemontella(skeptic) VS Doctoralien(christian) by realmindz: 9:04pm On Sep 30, 2016
felixomor:


And u r the one without religion trying to intimidate people of religion on NL religion section.

Wow
I only entertain myself with ur delusions...I enjoy to engage religious folks and mock their folly. It's more entertaining when they see their irrational and illogical thoughts and fallacies as wisdom and holiness.

Just like mocking an infant that santa claus does not exist and watch him cry...
Re: Bible Contradictions;raphiemontella(skeptic) VS Doctoralien(christian) by felixomor: 9:06pm On Sep 30, 2016
realmindz:

I only entertain myself with ur delusions...I enjoy to engage religious folks and mock their folly. It's more entertaining when they feel they their irrational thoughts as as wisdom and holiness.

Just like mocking an infant that santa claus does not exist and watch him cry...

In other words u r jobless.

Please get a life soon cool
Re: Bible Contradictions;raphiemontella(skeptic) VS Doctoralien(christian) by realmindz: 9:10pm On Sep 30, 2016
felixomor:


In other words u r jobless.

Please get a life soon cool
off point ..religion truly for the poor in spirit head.
u are dull
Re: Bible Contradictions;raphiemontella(skeptic) VS Doctoralien(christian) by felixomor: 4:05pm On Oct 05, 2016
realmindz:

off point ..religion truly for the poor in spirit head.
u are dull
Some one who spends years mocking santa clauz and watching kids cry is jobless.

Ask anybody.
Re: Bible Contradictions;raphiemontella(skeptic) VS Doctoralien(christian) by Ayo199(m): 6:24pm On Oct 05, 2016
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