YORUBA MOTHERS!!! I AM GRATEFUL FOR MY UP BRINGING

Yoruba mothers are one of the best when it comes to child ‎upbringing. Yoruba mothers produce the best range of ‎slaps:
IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will make you think you were adopted. 

IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs ‎instantly! The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins ‎on the spot.

IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you ‎expose those who committed the crime with you without ‎hesitation.

ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new ‎pants. And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one ‎which is IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive that one, you'll ‎lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search"as ‎you'll be looking for what hit you.
Oh!!! IGBAJU OLOYI... It can reset someone to 3D (DEAF,DUMB and DAFT). You'll be told 'let's go home' and ‎you'll say 'its in my pocket'... LOL !!!‎

GOD bless our parents for the good upbringing. If you were ‎brought-up in yoruba land,regardless of how caring your ‎mother was, you would have encountered these slaps.....

I‎ know you're now laughing unless you're not a YORUBA ‎

You are happy because you were abused as a child. Wow that's a first!!!

OP honestly would you do this to your child if yes . Please don't. There are other ways to train a child

O boy yu might not understand if yu've not recieve any of them. Some of those slaps changed my life for good. Its not an abuse they serve as auto-correction

RealJaneDoe:
You are happy because you were abused as a child. Wow that's a first!!!

OP honestly would you do this to your child if yes . Please don't. There are other ways to train a child

I smell a spoilt an arrogant child. I received all of these and more but I never felt abused, neither did I feel any resentment for my parents.

See if my kid do anyhow and it warrants me to give them IFOJU I won't even hesitate.

Phizzlephizz:


I smell a spoilt an arrogant child. I received all of these and more but I never felt abused, neither did I feel any resentment for my parents.

See if my kid do anyhow and it warrants me to give them IFOJU I won't even hesitate.

No mind d ajebutte guy. E neva feel am before

if this boy enter Nigeria by mistake

Lol

lilmax:
if this boy enter Nigeria by mistake

RealJaneDoe:
You are happy because you were abused as a child. Wow that's a first!!!

OP honestly would you do this to your child if yes . Please don't. There are other ways to train a child

Gerrarrahia...

lilmax:
if this boy enter Nigeria by mistake

Whats gonna happen

TeamLeader:


Whats gonna happen

see question.

I'm not Yoruba but I'm laughing because as a naughty kid I received all those slaps from my mom. My mom had a doctorate degree in slapping. Back in the day, the fear of my mom's 'wozzing' was the beginning of wisdom