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Mr. Andrew joke

*Once upon a time, Andrew was travelling by train in A/C class. He was traveling from Manchester to London! *He was traveling alone. After a while, a Beautiful lady came and sat in the opposite berth!*
*Andrew was pleasantly Happy! The lady kept smiling at him! This made Andrew even more Happy!*

*Then she went and sat next to him!*
*Andrew was bubbling with Joy!*
*She then leant towards him and whispered in his ear " Hand over all your valuables, cash, cards, mobile phone to me else I will shout and tell everybody that you are harassing and misbehaving with me" Andrew stared blankly at her!*
*He took out a paper and a pen from his bag and wrote "I can not hear or speak. You write on this paper whatever you want to say" The lady wrote everything what she said earlier and gave it to him! Andrew took her note, kept it in his pocket!*

*He got up and told her in clear tones..."Now shout & scream!!"*