So Tafawa Balewa can't buy anything in this country right now. He is just used for change. I remember when Lord Lugard used to buy me 'aya'. Now the guy is of no use. Alvan Ikoku is just holding on for dear life, as he can only buy pure water. Murtala Moh'd is for detergents now. But the guy can't wash white because he can't buy So Klin. Wazobia can't buy Indomie anymore without help. Murtala or Ikoku has to be involved. Awolowo is just looking at us. He can only buy recharge cards and cup of rice, despite being the leader of the Western region. Ahmadu Bello is now recharge card for average big boys and girls. The guy was smiling in notes from previous years. In new prints he is doing the 'SMH' pose. He can't even buy you regular Richfull or Victan singlet. Azikiwe that used to feel like a boss can't even afford one mudu of rice now. He has to go with Saduana or Awolowo before he can buy boxers. Zik that could walk into a store a grab half carton of small indomie, mtcheew! Clement Isong is just furious! He can't get you anything on his own. He needs help before he can blink. He can't even get you a t-shirt self. Heck! He can't even buy 3 in 1 boxers from them Aboki guys. They be like '3 in 1 boxers? Albarka Clement!' The worst part is before you can get his squad members of equivalent value, you have to give up Ahmadu Bello for something pretty useless. Try taking him to a bike man and see. One carton of small indomie is now bigger than Clement and Zik combined, imagine! Ahmadu Bello is hissing because one mudu of garri will soon be too heavy for him alone. 'The labours of our heroes past shall never be in vain' and Balewa can't even lick lollipop or buy pencil. Change begins with Tafawa Balewa too o. Na wa o. Benji Franklin and his friends are just laughing at Clement Isong and his squad.