South African universities set to offer
witchcraft in their school curriculum.
If news making the rounds is anything to go by,
then students will now have a chance to get an
education on witchcraft.
According to Live Monitor, plans to include
witchcraft into university curriculums, have
been announced by the South African minister
of higher education and training, Mr Blade
Nzimande.
witchcraft school
According to Nzimande, the classes which will
commence from 2018, is aimed at learning
skills which are peculiar to people who practice
witchcraft.
Addressing student union representatives from
across the country, he said:
“There is a lot we can learn from witchcraft,
like how they fly in that winnowing basket.
Imagine if we learn that skill. It will eradicate
traffic jams and everyone will just get in their
basket and fly. It also means we will not be
importing fuel anymore.”

Nzimande also reportedly asked popular
witches to book and keep appointments with
his office, where there skills would be tested to
determine which ones would be hired as
lecturers. He also reportedly invited witches
from outside South Africa, with a promise of
permanent residency.
He said:
“I spoke to Gibs (Minister of Home affairs
Malusi Gigaba) and he agreed to issue witches
from outside South Africa with permanent
residence permits. I heard Malawi and
Zimbabwe have an impressive collection of
witches. We are hoping they will heed the call.”
The student representatives were said to have
booed him after his speech, because they had
assumed he would reduce their increasing
school fees.
Applications into the department is said to be
closing at midnight on September 30. There is
currently an opening for 109 witches.
SOURCE: livemonitor.co.za

Even witches don turn scientist, ds southern Afs, are tryna creatively legalize witches__ hope it won't back-fire.

Satan trying to modernise and add education to its mode of operation but i smell LIES

Satan trying to modernise and add education to its mode of operation but i smell LIES

Endtime university endtime course.

eeezz lyk diaris tetanus in their brain and butt-hole

what sort of fuckery is this bloody balderdash