just for gags...
7 Types Of People You Meet In The Bank.

1. The MAT customer: He comes to the bank with mat/bed/pillow for everyone to sleep on(delaying us for more than 45mins)with huge amount of money he has brought in for deposits and u start blaming urself, God why did I queue behind dis man? he makes people with lesser amount of money like 3k depositors or withdrawals start asking God why do bad things happen to good people. they start begging him bros abeg na 3k I wan pay ,let dem attend to me.

2. The Pen Borrowers: They are always in the bank,common pen dey won't have. This people are very dangerous, once u borrow them the pen, u might find it difficult to identify them, At a bank in #Nigeria ,once someone tells u "can I have ur pen" Believe me, that is the last time u will see that Pen.

3. The I Dey Your Back Team: Immediately they enter the bank, even before taking d slips(withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and u hear them saying,i am @ ur back. if care is not taking 8people can tell u "I dey ur back",then at the end of the day,they cause confusion (na me dey hin back , I don't tell am, I was here before u blah blah)

4. The No protocol team: These kind of people don't obey the first come ,first serve slogan, they are mouthed in the bank,immediately they come in, they just walk up to the cashier or manager,he ask them to sit down and within 5 mins they have completed there transactions while u still dey dere dey look like mumu for queue.(God punish devil)

5. The Bank Door rejectees: These people will always have a problem with the bank door,then u see dem removing their belts,car keys,mobile phones etc and yet the manchine keeps shooting "pls go back" my bros next time come to bank Unclad, he go allow u in.

6. The slip wasters : These kind of people can waste slip for africa,to fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na jamb questions, u see them canceling, tearing ,squeezing and taking another one. To write common 3780 naira in words na gobe. Even the so called undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario.

7. The exile men: These people usually behave like dem no dey this world since 2 years,they will always be asking for today's date,even after telling them the correct date, they will ask someone else again. I tire for these people.

8. Add yours...

cc: lalasticlala, Ben13 , dani1luv

@Op, u no well. 5&7 got me cracking. Lol.

I'm a pen borrower

Oliviaxx:
I'm a pen borrower

2017 is around the corner. . change your ways. na una dey always carry my biro go.

No 5.. oh lawd. Guilty? no. . I am a victim of that!

Omoluabi16:
2017 is around the corner. . change your ways. na una dey always carry my biro go.

NEVER!!!

Oliviaxx:


NEVER!!!

hahahaha! That was emphatic. You dey sell biro ni? when you 'move' biro like zat.