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University Chemistry by Nobody: 1:30pm On Oct 20, 2009
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic(gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.
As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.
Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.
With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume in Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added:
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of the theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct, leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."
THE STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A"
Re: University Chemistry by donjon: 2:49pm On Oct 20, 2009
Oh my God!
Re: University Chemistry by dani1luv: 6:27pm On Oct 20, 2009
cheesy . .

Actually that was the poster cheesy
Re: University Chemistry by flexystar(f): 7:44pm On Oct 20, 2009
LOL nothing does u no shakement.
Re: University Chemistry by flexystar(f): 7:59pm On Oct 20, 2009
A class rep was been ordered by d principal of d school to collect an amount of N100 hundred from any student who is caught speaking Pidgin English.

during classprep a student who could not speak good English wanted to ease himself and there was no way he could say dat, he endured for a long time till he could take it no more he went to the class rep guess what
he said "take, i won piss" he accompanied the statement with the N100 fine.

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