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This Happened For Real by loadedvibes: 11:17pm On Oct 25, 2016
NO BE SMALL THING O
Last night was Awesome! I had only N4,000 Naira in
my wallet and I was very hungry. But I wanted to eat good food, so I went to one High Class Hotel at V.I and made an order of the most expensive meal and wine they had available. After the meals, the drinks and champagne, my bill was N35,500 but I told the waiter that I had only 3k and he
called the manager. Anyway, to cut the long story short, after being angry and disappointed in me, the manager handed me over to the Nigerian Police. On my way to the station, I gave the Police officers N2,000 and I was set free. I still have N2,000 wit me.
lol, this is what I call "Financial Management"
and I will do this again tomorrow. I'm going to SHERATON Hotels for dinner tomorrow... maybe you can join me for dinner if you won't mind us being arrested together.

Culled from: https://www.facebook.com/adventuresofkunlethomas/
Re: This Happened For Real by talktonase(m): 11:25pm On Oct 25, 2016
Ok oh! Try your luck, you go wash plate for 6months grin tongue
Re: This Happened For Real by loadedvibes: 11:31pm On Oct 25, 2016
no na. them go hand me over to police again
talktonase:
Ok oh! Try your luck, you go wash plate for 6months grin tongue
Re: This Happened For Real by lhawarl1(m): 4:17pm On Oct 26, 2016
Goodluck anyways, maybe na soldier them go hand you to
Re: This Happened For Real by Iamtony(m): 2:40pm On Oct 27, 2016
hmm...dis time na 2 hand u over 2 ritualist..im sure ur head go make like 200k

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