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| The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘perfect’ Daughter-in-law by stephanie19(f): 7:00am On Oct 27, 2016 |
1. First of all, your work starts immediately the boy starts toasting you. You have to tender your CV and Cover letter to his mother.....  Source:http://zikoko.com/list/the-step-by-step-guide-to-being-the-perfect-daughter-in-law/ Lalasticlala epp my ministry abeg  1 Share
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| Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘perfect’ Daughter-in-law by stephanie19(f): 7:03am On Oct 27, 2016 |
2. Run to greet his mother in her house everyday
like: No need to bath sef, just carry yourself there. 1 Share
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| Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘perfect’ Daughter-in-law by stephanie19(f): 7:04am On Oct 27, 2016 |
3. Don’t forget to greet his siblings, uncles, aunts,
neighbours, cousins, friends….. you get the gist! Including the house girl and gateman. 1 Share
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| Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘perfect’ Daughter-in-law by stephanie19(f): 7:05am On Oct 27, 2016 |
4. You must call your mother-in-law ‘mommy’,
nothing else! Because she has blessed you with her son. She is a God to you! 1 Share
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| Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘perfect’ Daughter-in-law by stephanie19(f): 7:06am On Oct 27, 2016 |
5. Don’t make the mistake of calling his siblings by
name! Even his 5 year old sibling is OLDER THAN YOU! If you don’t want her to slap you, respect yourself. 1 Share
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| Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘perfect’ Daughter-in-law by stephanie19(f): 7:08am On Oct 27, 2016 |
6. If you have any sense, go and do your mother-
in-law’s laundry every weekend. Let her know washing is your hobby. 1 Share
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| Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘perfect’ Daughter-in-law by stephanie19(f): 7:09am On Oct 27, 2016 |
7. If you don’t know how to cook, my dear, don’t
bother with her son. The only thing you’re allowed to ask her when she visits. 1 Share
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| Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘perfect’ Daughter-in-law by stephanie19(f): 7:10am On Oct 27, 2016 |
8. Study and understand the movement of her
eyes. She’s only trying to give you the home training you lack. 1 Share
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| Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘perfect’ Daughter-in-law by stephanie19(f): 7:13am On Oct 27, 2016 |
9. You have to add ‘Jesus is Lord’ after every
sentence, so she knows it’s real. Let her know you are the mother of all prayer warriors! 1 Share
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| Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘perfect’ Daughter-in-law by stephanie19(f): 7:14am On Oct 27, 2016 |
10. When she visits you, make sure she always sees
you with a broom. You can’t come and keep her precious son in a dirty house! 1 Share
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| Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘perfect’ Daughter-in-law by stephanie19(f): 7:16am On Oct 27, 2016 |
11. When she’s abusing you and your whole
generation, keep shut! She’s talking, you’re talking. No home training!
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| Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘perfect’ Daughter-in-law by Alexk2(m): 7:20am On Oct 27, 2016 |
Lwkm ooo. ...I yaf laugh tire for here. OP. Thanks for making my day... Lala this is fp worthy. |
| Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘perfect’ Daughter-in-law by stephanie19(f): 7:23am On Oct 27, 2016 |
12. Don’t ask your husband for money when she’s
around. Don’t come and kill her son for her. You too go and born your own
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| Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘perfect’ Daughter-in-law by stephanie19(f): 7:27am On Oct 27, 2016 |
13. You must get pregnant on the night of your
wedding.
“ After 2 days and you’re not pregnant?”
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| Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘perfect’ Daughter-in-law by stephanie19(f): 7:29am On Oct 27, 2016 |
14. If your first child is not a boy, it’s your fault. Just carry your unfortunate self to beg for her forgiveness o! 1 Share
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| Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘perfect’ Daughter-in-law by stephanie19(f): 7:30am On Oct 27, 2016 |
15. If your mother-in-law lives in your area, you
must send her food to her morning, noon and
night. Do you now want to kill her ni?
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| Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘perfect’ Daughter-in-law by stephanie19(f): 7:32am On Oct 27, 2016 |
16. If there’s a family event, you are the official
caterer. What else are you doing with your life? 1 Like
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| Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘perfect’ Daughter-in-law by stephanie19(f): 7:34am On Oct 27, 2016 |
17. Don’t forget to thank your mother-in-law for
giving birth to your husband for you. ” It is an honor and privilege to marry your son!”
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| Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘perfect’ Daughter-in-law by stephanie19(f): 7:36am On Oct 27, 2016 |
18. And if her son cheats on you because you’re not
wife enough, you used your own hand to cause it. Again, run to her for forgiveness. 1 Share
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| Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘perfect’ Daughter-in-law by Nobody: 7:59am On Oct 27, 2016 |
lols  , jokes apart...no pseudo-humility, be yourself, don't start what you can't sustain or finish sef. All these guys that'll always say, "no one comes before my mother, my mother that suffered for me...who sat and watched my infant bed" Na them be our main problem now. 2 Likes |
| Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘perfect’ Daughter-in-law by sisisioge: 9:32am On Oct 27, 2016 |
You sef follow for the choco? Una no wellly |
| Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘perfect’ Daughter-in-law by ambient: 4:36pm On Oct 27, 2016 |
Height of sarcasm |
| Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘perfect’ Daughter-in-law by Richy4(m): 9:46pm On Oct 27, 2016 |
OP I thought you were serious until I saw number 3, 5 and 6..... |
| Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘perfect’ Daughter-in-law by Acidosis(m): 4:30pm On Oct 28, 2016 |
Number 16, ahahahahahaha |
| Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘perfect’ Daughter-in-law by Eminya(f): 6:18pm On Oct 28, 2016 |
| number 14 is really an unfortunate turn of events. OP you did well jor |
| Re: The Step By Step Guide To Being The ‘perfect’ Daughter-in-law by TonyeBarcanista(m): 11:44pm On Oct 30, 2016 |
hehehe |
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