- ABEG, WHO MUMU PASS?
1. Hausa man who removed his shoes to enter a taxi
.
2. Igbo man who went to the bank with a spanner to open a
bank account
.
3. Yoruba man who went to bed with a ruler just to know
how
long he slept.
.
4. Tiv man who watched the news and waved at the
newscaster.
.
5. An Efik nurse who woke up a sleeping patient simply
because
she forgot to give him sleeping pills.
.
6. An Igala man who lowered his TV volume because he
wanted
to read a text message.
.
7. An Ikwere man who polished his shoes to take a passport
photo
.
8.An Isoko man who climbed a mango tree to check if the
mango was ripe enough then came down and started
throwing
stones at it
.
9. A fulani man who choose to drink fanta because he
thought
sprite was unripe.
.
10. A Gbagyi man who saw something like shit, touched and
tasted then said "hmmmm"na shit oo!!! thank God oh say I
no
march am.
.
11. An Idoma man who put his radio inside the refrigerator
because he wanted to listen to cool fm..

You for waking up late, only to spread stale joke

Op, na you for spreading falsehood.