I knew you would.


You wouldnt possess such a dark name unless it had penetrated some part of your character.

God rules.

So where are you from OgaMadame

welcome to nairaland

OgaMadam

Welcome to Nairaland. Sorry for feeling ignored, once people get to chatting with you
and are in tuned with your online personality, fellow nl's 'll be flocking after you.

Also, before you know it, my desperate brothers (they are not quite pervs) would
start asking for your pictures.

Again, Welcome 

Gnature and Loverbwoy, cheers yall.

You sure know how to make one feel welcome.

Yeah, i cant say exactly were i come from coz ill be blowing my cover then aint it!

Anyways, Im definitely african. Just not nigerian.

Having said that, people think i look nigerian. Some will even assign a tribe for me before i can say "hey"!

Big up Nigeria

Oh my God Madam do you ever sleep, you've been here all day and all night. Are you that lonely or you just seeking attention. Shitt come to Texas so I can give you some attention.

Also, before you know it, my desperate brothers (they are not quite pervs) would
start asking for your pictures.

sorry OgaMadam
Gnature basically wants to see your picture, he just doesnt want to be the first to ask  

Having said that, people think i look nigerian.  Some will even assign a tribe for me before i can say "hey"!

I notice alot of people claiming they are not from nigeria nowadays, some even saying they are ugandan and jamaican just because tehy can say whaaa gwan

anyway if you show us your pics will be able to verify  

Evil

Everything about you screams "run for the hills"!!!

and im running.  for the hills.  YOU NEED JESUS


[s]Ps.  Bill gates can go ages without sleep,  that doesnt make him lonely.  It makes him a

billionaire.  Take some lessons.[/s]

Loverbwoy,

My pictures are as rare as black diamonds.  seeing them will take a looooooooooonnnnggg time.


Besides, im waiting for my Bobo to come along. Then i will take my permission from him to do so abi?

come along where?
why do you have to take permission from your bobo,
you better show us now so you can make up your mind and fashe the unemployed yahoo boy

im sure i have seen you somewhere b4 sha

What have you got to offer?

a bigger one plus loads of black diamonds and a black convertible merc, i heard that your fav

Apart from this "a bigger one". (too early to discuss this)

Your on your way!

Oh wow! A black merc, black diamonds, and a black dress from House of Fraser, Oxford street, London will cut it for me any time.

OgaMaram frm Zamunda, interesting! h

yep.

Na there this black dress i saw in Selfridges hmm sha


Hope you've got a good figure it only looks good on size 8-10

Selfridges, thats my kind of language. Whats your address again?

Just kidding! Lol!!

No seriously, for a recent important do, I got a US size 6, jet black silky gown from HoF.

Oh, how i felt like a diamond. A black one.

Oga Daddy, were u be ah beg.
Make you com get your madam abi?

A US size 6 hmm thats like size 14 right because i know them people are phaaaaaaaaaat

don't worry your oga's still with madam ronke, she will release him soon, sharing is caring you know 

_goodnite

No its a UK 10.

and thanx for that comforting thought - not

Yall,

Oga Madam has to officially sign off.

She is tired and needs to sleep aiight. Loverbwoy you too go get yourself a good rest aiight?

Jus Luve
Dont Hate

Madam

Buha very funny &

Oga Madam Welcome to NL.Wish u a nice stay here

Ogamadam, ur very welcome to Naijarules, i hope u enjoy ur stay here

welcome

Am I the only one that can't stop laughing at this OgaMadam character?. . .

My dear people,

I want to take this most important opportunity to thank you for welcoming me to your site.

@memunah thank you
@Queen 2 thank you my daughter - liking your signature by the way very cool indeed
@ThoniaSlim - cheers mate
@Donzman, thank you - even for your comment.


Nuff luv yall.

Madam

lol
thanks, yea its a fact

Unfortunately hey?

queen2:

lol
thanks, yea its a fact

No it's not, we all have a conscience, that is why you see pastors taking advantage of everyday Nigerians.

I ask this with caution and from casual observation but:

do you think nigerians have an unspoken code among them that condones twisting little rules here and there?

From what i've seen (which may not be much understandably - but nevertheless there) its kind of acceptable to like, you know take little twists and turns here and there.

An example, a guy i knew and i went to town, there was something i couldnt get there without buying the whole lot. he just nicely took the stuff, hid it below counter level and paid. we walked out!

not only that but you get guys who are well and truely married, hitting on all your mates or asking you to introduce them to your mates!!!! whats that all about hey?

I just ned your honest opinion.

An example, a guy i knew and i went to town, there was something i couldnt get there without buying the whole lot. he just nicely took the stuff, hid it below counter level and paid. we walked out!

Well that guy is a criminal is not representative of Nigerian guys.. . . He'll probably be burnt to death if caught doing that in Nigeria, seriously!

not only that but you get guys who are well and truely married, hitting on all your mates or asking you to introduce them to your mates!!!! whats that all about hey?

Is it only Nigerian guys that do that?. . . Men all over the world are known to be promiscuous.

Donz,
I have socialised and mingled amongst loads of people/males - given that this is a multi cultural society.

But the naija dudes have a certain level of gutsiness that is awestriking.  dey jus com direct.  yes, im sorry to say it happens more in their circles.

im not attacking anyone im simply stating the facts of my experiences.  maybe i was just in wrong groups!!! but i don't think so anyways.   Even when they know im attached they aks me out!

Wetin u go say bout that?

Well, we're a self-confident bunch and I never thought of that as a bad thing.