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Steve Jobs And Bill Gates' Gist by engrsyer(m): 7:58am On Nov 01, 2016
I saw this on Linkedin so decided to bring it here to laugh out tommy.

Happy New Month Guys.

Bill Gates: “So, how’s heaven, Steve?”
Steve Jobs: “Great ! It just doesn’t have any wall or fence.”
Bill Gates: “So…?”
Steve Jobs: “So, we don’t need any Windows and Gates. I’m sorry, Bill, I didn’t mean to offend you.”
Bill Gates: “It’s ok Steve, but I heard a rumor.”
Steve Jobs: “Oh, what rumor?”
Bill Gates: “That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there, and there are no Jobs in heaven.”
Steve Jobs : “Oh no, definitely there are, but only no-pay Jobs. Therefore definitely no Bill in heaven as everything will be provided free!

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Re: Steve Jobs And Bill Gates' Gist by agwom(m): 8:02am On Nov 01, 2016
good life...
Re: Steve Jobs And Bill Gates' Gist by engrsyer(m): 8:36am On Nov 01, 2016
agwom:
good life...
I am telling you. big guys yabbing their selves and smiling.
Re: Steve Jobs And Bill Gates' Gist by pchukwudi: 9:14am On Nov 01, 2016
Awesome!

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