1. You don't take your phone
to the Toilet: If you currently do
have the decency to take a dump without seeing it as a
golden opportunity to check
your social media notifications,then you're safe. Congrats

2. You can sleep without
dreaming of Facebook, Twitter
or IG: Many times, I've tweeted
in my dreams, mostly because I
sleep off with my phone in my
hands. If you haven't gotten to
the stage where you see
Facebook, Twitter or Instagram
in your dreams, you're lucky,
you haven't been infected

3. If you pray every morning
before you check your
notifications: this one is plain
simple, if you have the restraint
to say a word of prayer first
thing in the morning before
grabbing your phone, then
you're not an addict. Thank God for your Life

4. You can watch a full movie
without pausing to check your
phone: I don't know how
possible it is, but if you can
watch a full 1hr 45 minutes
movie without having to read a
WhatsApp, BBM or FB message,
then you need to be thankful

5. You don't check your phone
in Church, Meetings or Events
for 2 straight hours: If after
120 minutes, you haven't still
checked even the top row of
your phone for that WhatsApp,
Twitter, SnapChat or IG
notification icon, then Child of
God, the social media Virus
haven't caught up with you

6. Can you take a Pic with a
celebrity without updating it
on social media? Can you ever
visit a top restaurant or
location without uploading
pics and Geo-tagging? If yes,
then my friend, Social media got nothing on you.


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Mama, today we have made it am the FTC.
lastly these villge witches have failed

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I wish I'm addicted
Naturally I hate answering call
If it passes beyond SMS, nairaland and naij dot com forget it, most time I just off my phone for no reason.

well said