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6 Definite Signs That You're Not Yet A Social Media Addict by horlamelekan(m): 11:32am On May 07, 2017 |
1. You don't take your phone to the Toilet: If you currently do have the decency to take a dump without seeing it as a golden opportunity to check your social media notifications,then you're safe. Congrats 2. You can sleep without dreaming of Facebook, Twitter or IG: Many times, I've tweeted in my dreams, mostly because I sleep off with my phone in my hands. If you haven't gotten to the stage where you see Facebook, Twitter or Instagram in your dreams, you're lucky, you haven't been infected 3. If you pray every morning before you check your notifications: this one is plain simple, if you have the restraint to say a word of prayer first thing in the morning before grabbing your phone, then you're not an addict. Thank God for your Life 4. You can watch a full movie without pausing to check your phone: I don't know how possible it is, but if you can watch a full 1hr 45 minutes movie without having to read a WhatsApp, BBM or FB message, then you need to be thankful 5. You don't check your phone in Church, Meetings or Events for 2 straight hours: If after 120 minutes, you haven't still checked even the top row of your phone for that WhatsApp, Twitter, SnapChat or IG notification icon, then Child of God, the social media Virus haven't caught up with you 6. Can you take a Pic with a celebrity without updating it on social media? Can you ever visit a top restaurant or location without uploading pics and Geo-tagging? If yes, then my friend, Social media got nothing on you. rouvafe.com/2017/04/7-definite-signs-that-youre-not-yet.html?m=1 cc Lalasticlala |
Re: 6 Definite Signs That You're Not Yet A Social Media Addict by AlamienDagash(m): 11:43am On May 07, 2017 |
Mama, today we have made it am the FTC.
lastly these villge witches have failed |
Re: 6 Definite Signs That You're Not Yet A Social Media Addict by horlamelekan(m): 11:49am On May 07, 2017 |
AlamienDagash:Feel Free To Add Urs |
Re: 6 Definite Signs That You're Not Yet A Social Media Addict by jimfarayola(m): 12:35pm On May 07, 2017 |
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Re: 6 Definite Signs That You're Not Yet A Social Media Addict by ultimate73(m): 10:03pm On May 07, 2017 |
Am a nairaland addict click Like if you are too 1 Like |
Re: 6 Definite Signs That You're Not Yet A Social Media Addict by Nobody: 5:32pm On May 08, 2017 |
I wish I'm addicted Naturally I hate answering call If it passes beyond SMS, nairaland and naij dot com forget it, most time I just off my phone for no reason. |
Re: 6 Definite Signs That You're Not Yet A Social Media Addict by engrMikemd(m): 11:39pm On May 08, 2017 |
well said |
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