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If Programming Languages Were Countries, Which country Would Each Lang represent by lovicks: 11:58am On Nov 03, 2016 |
Came across this on quora, i think it's true to some extent. Java: USA -- optimistic, powerful, likes to gloss over inconveniences. C++: UK -- strong and exacting, but not so good at actually finishing things and tends to get overtaken by Java. Python: The Netherlands. "Hey no problem, let'sh do it guysh!" Ruby: France. Powerful, stylish and convinced of its own correctness, but somewhat ignored by everyone else. Assembly language: India. Massive, deep, vitally important but full of problems. Cobol: Russia. Once very powerful and written with managers in mind; but has ended up losing out. SQL and PL/SQL: Germany. A solid, reliable workhorse of a language. Javascript: Italy. Massively influential and loved by everyone, but breaks down easily. Scala: Hungary. Technically pure and correct, but suffers from an unworkable obsession with grammar that will limit its future success. C: Norway. Tough and dynamic, but not very exciting. PHP: Brazil. A lot of beauty springs from it and it flaunts itself a lot, but it's secretly very conservative. LISP: Iceland. Incredibly clever and well-organized, but icy and remote. Perl: China. Able to do apparently almost anything, but rather inscrutable. Swift: Japan. One minute it's nowhere, the next it's everywhere and your mobile phone relies on it. C#: Switzerland. Beautiful and well thought-out, but expect to pay a lot if you want to get seriously involved. R: Liechtenstein. Probably really amazing, especially if you're into big numbers, but no-one knows what it actually does. Awk: North Korea. Stubbornly resists change, and its users appear to be unnaturally fond of it for reasons we can only speculate on. What do you guys think? |
Re: If Programming Languages Were Countries, Which country Would Each Lang represent by ANTONINEUTRON(m): 1:17pm On Nov 03, 2016 |
PhP Suppose To Be Nigeria So Inconsistent. Each Version Trying To Outdo Other Version Without Knowing It Is Getting More Confusing And Crazy. Eg. $_REQUEST and $_SERVER["REQUEST"], $_GLOBAL[] and global. in Nigeria, Buhari Trying To Scatter Anything Goodluck Did 1 Like |
Re: If Programming Languages Were Countries, Which country Would Each Lang represent by NEEDRIMA: 12:29am On Dec 31, 2020 |
Go: USA + Netherlands... Powerful yet Simple |
Re: If Programming Languages Were Countries, Which country Would Each Lang represent by Etinosa1234: 12:14pm On Dec 31, 2020 |
C++ should be Nigerian...very hard |
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