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Little Johnny And The Snake (A Short Funny Romantic Story) by Khris3(m): 8:56pm On Nov 04, 2016
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, very curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about toasting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done.

One day he took his questions to his mother, and she became surprised. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did, and the following morning, Johnny described everything to his mother.

“Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for awhile, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started to kiss and hug her, I figured sis must be getting sick because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just like the doctor would. Except he’s not as good as the doctor, because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart.

He was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been getting cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time, sis got toward the end of the couch. This was when the fever started. I know it was a fever because sis told him she was really hot.

Finally, I found out what was making them so sick… a big snake had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there about 9 inches long.
Honest! Anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When sis saw it she got really scared. Her eyes big and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. I should tell her about the ones I saw at the river!

Anyway, sis got brave and tried to kill the snake by biting its head off. All of a sudden, she made a noise and let the snake go. I guess it bit her back.....Continue Reading @

http://www.gisttrace.com/2016/11/little-johnny-and-snake-short-story.html
Re: Little Johnny And The Snake (A Short Funny Romantic Story) by Khris3(m): 8:56pm On Nov 04, 2016
A Short Romantic Story
Re: Little Johnny And The Snake (A Short Funny Romantic Story) by Nobody: 9:01pm On Nov 04, 2016
NONSENSE
Re: Little Johnny And The Snake (A Short Funny Romantic Story) by Khrisfame(m): 9:01pm On Nov 04, 2016
Enochman:
NONSENSE
lol
Re: Little Johnny And The Snake (A Short Funny Romantic Story) by holatin(m): 9:15pm On Nov 04, 2016
hmmmmmnmm and the snake name is Dr prick
Re: Little Johnny And The Snake (A Short Funny Romantic Story) by Khrisfame(m): 9:31am On Nov 05, 2016
holatin:
hmmmmmnmm and the snake name is Dr prick
Lol yes
Re: Little Johnny And The Snake (A Short Funny Romantic Story) by Khris3(m): 9:54am On Nov 14, 2016
Khris3:
Little Johnny was 7 years old, and like other boys his age, very curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about toasting from other boys and he wondered what it was and how it was done.

One day he took his questions to his mother, and she became surprised. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did, and the following morning, Johnny described everything to his mother.

“Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for awhile, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started to kiss and hug her, I figured sis must be getting sick because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just like the doctor would. Except he’s not as good as the doctor, because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart.

He was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been getting cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time, sis got toward the end of the couch. This was when the fever started. I know it was a fever because sis told him she was really hot.

Finally, I found out what was making them so sick… a big snake had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there about 9 inches long.
Honest! Anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When sis saw it she got really scared. Her eyes big and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. I should tell her about the ones I saw at the river!

Anyway, sis got brave and tried to kill the snake by biting its head off. All of a sudden, she made a noise and let the snake go. I guess it bit her back.....Continue Reading @

http://www.gisttrace.com/2016/11/little-johnny-and-snake-short-story.html
Nice

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