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Meet Chinese Monkey That Prophesied Trump’s Victory by Sanchez01: 3:06am On Nov 10, 2016
A Chinese monkey known as “King of Prophets” in the wake of U.S Presidential election prophesied the Republican candidate, Donald Trump’s victory.

AFP reported that "the simian seer, wearing a yellow shirt emblazoned with his title, was given a chance to pick between life-sized cut-outs of Republican Trump and his Democratic challenger Hillary Clinton.

"After “deliberate thought” the mystic monkey chose Trump, Shiyanhu Ecological Tourism Park said Thursday in a statement on its website. Without even waiting, he congratulated the cardboard candidate with a kiss on the lips".

The prophetic primate known as Geda-which means knots or goose bumps- is the latest in a series of psychic animals that have come up after the demise of Paul the Octopus.

It could be recalled that online news portal ifeng.com reported that the five-year-old simian correctly predicted Portugal would win the 2016 European football championship in July, two days before Cristiano Ronaldo’s side prevailed 1-0.
http://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/meet-chinese-monkey-that-prophesied-trump-s-victory/170878.html

Monkey over Man cheesy

Re: Meet Chinese Monkey That Prophesied Trump’s Victory by Nobody: 3:13am On Nov 10, 2016
undecided
Re: Meet Chinese Monkey That Prophesied Trump’s Victory by Nobody: 3:17am On Nov 10, 2016
at least the monkey was more accurate than whatever spirit that ministered to that afonja pastor........

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Re: Meet Chinese Monkey That Prophesied Trump’s Victory by Nobody: 4:13am On Nov 10, 2016
Chinko do magic pass Ogun people.

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Re: Meet Chinese Monkey That Prophesied Trump’s Victory by Flexherbal(m): 4:19am On Nov 10, 2016
... and it got it right!
Re: Meet Chinese Monkey That Prophesied Trump’s Victory by AllTheWayUp: 5:07am On Nov 10, 2016
grin grin grin grin



The Monkey is even better and has more vision than Buhari

Re: Meet Chinese Monkey That Prophesied Trump’s Victory by mamaafrik(m): 5:17am On Nov 10, 2016
All you"and the lord say" pasitos,u suppose bury una head in a bowl of poo,if ordinary "obo lagido" could predict better than una.
Re: Meet Chinese Monkey That Prophesied Trump’s Victory by SamuelAnyawu(m): 5:20am On Nov 10, 2016
Keneking Personal Assistant. Nice Job grin

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Re: Meet Chinese Monkey That Prophesied Trump’s Victory by Nobody: 5:26am On Nov 10, 2016
Wow...this reminds me of paul the octopus. who remembers him?

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Re: Meet Chinese Monkey That Prophesied Trump’s Victory by Sanchez01: 5:55am On Nov 10, 2016
crotonite:
Wow...this reminds me of paul the octopus. who remembers him?
I do, very well... As unique as it was, nature laid it to rest pretty fast.
Re: Meet Chinese Monkey That Prophesied Trump’s Victory by saintgoogle(m): 5:57am On Nov 10, 2016
shocked
Re: Meet Chinese Monkey That Prophesied Trump’s Victory by Nobody: 6:00am On Nov 10, 2016
Anyway, all I know be say nothing happens in politics by mistake. Shikenan
Re: Meet Chinese Monkey That Prophesied Trump’s Victory by Nobody: 6:04am On Nov 10, 2016
TB. JOSHUA should borrow a leaf from the monkey and so the needful
Re: Meet Chinese Monkey That Prophesied Trump’s Victory by Sanchez01: 6:54am On Nov 10, 2016
EVILFOREST:
TB. JOSHUA should borrow a leaf from the monkey and so the needful
It's a bit late on this cheesy
Re: Meet Chinese Monkey That Prophesied Trump’s Victory by Nobody: 8:53am On Nov 10, 2016
Sanchez01:

I do, very well... As unique as it was, nature laid it to rest pretty fast.
so sad.
Re: Meet Chinese Monkey That Prophesied Trump’s Victory by mumumugu(m): 9:55pm On Nov 10, 2016
worldcup octopus
Re: Meet Chinese Monkey That Prophesied Trump’s Victory by Sanchez01: 10:27am On Nov 11, 2016
mumumugu:
worldcup octopus
Lol

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