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See 10 Things Nigerians Need For Completion Of Their Home Training by kinkonp: 9:21pm On Nov 11, 2016
1. Men, can you please stop peeing anywhere you see?

Why are we seeing like a hundred joysticks a day? Why?

2. Also men, can you please stop stretching your sweaty hands on the danfo seat?


This is not your father’s car, though.

3. People, STOP STARING!

Do Nigerians know looking like lucozade is rude?

4. Akara women, stop using your hands to pick our food!

What is that nonsense?

5. Traders everywhere, please stop dragging us innocent passers by.

Eko and Yaba boys are so guilty of this.

6. What of all the people that will be coughing in our mouths in public?





Spreading the millions of germs and viruses!

7. And all those buka people selling rice and small stew, mind yourself!


Okay, this has nothing to do with etiquette, but WHY are you ‘managing’ stew

8. Special shout out to all those who quietly release gas in public places and carry on as if it is acceptable:


The Worst!

9. As for people that use public toilets and don’t flush, your case is on another level.


But who asked you?

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