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11 Incredibly Crazy Things Nigerians Do When They Are Hungry by kelvee(m): 9:19am On Oct 24, 2016
That moment when your mind is racing and all you can think about is how much longer before you can get food to eat. The crazy things hunger can do to someone.
Simple things can become difficult when you’re hungry. Some others will snap at every little thing.
Hunger can make people do the most unusual things. Like they say, ‘a hungry man is an angry man’.
Below are some things Nigerians do when they are hungry.
Re: 11 Incredibly Crazy Things Nigerians Do When They Are Hungry by kelvee(m): 9:21am On Oct 24, 2016
1. The floor suddenly becomes your best friend

When you’re hungry and there’s no food in sight, the floor suddenly looks the perfect place to take solace.

Re: 11 Incredibly Crazy Things Nigerians Do When They Are Hungry by kelvee(m): 9:24am On Oct 24, 2016
2. The fighter in you comes out

A normally calm person suddenly can become more aggressive. A hungry Nigerian can fight you naked for food.

Re: 11 Incredibly Crazy Things Nigerians Do When They Are Hungry by Wizzyblack3(m): 9:27am On Oct 24, 2016
E dey make me gentle ni
Re: 11 Incredibly Crazy Things Nigerians Do When They Are Hungry by kelvee(m): 9:27am On Oct 24, 2016
3. The weird food combination

Some people can come up with the strangest food combinations you would never think to try in your life.

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Re: 11 Incredibly Crazy Things Nigerians Do When They Are Hungry by kelvee(m): 9:32am On Oct 24, 2016
4. Garri to the rescue

Garri always seems to be the perfect savior at the time of hunger. Some will even leave the garri to swell very well before taking it.

Re: 11 Incredibly Crazy Things Nigerians Do When They Are Hungry by kelvee(m): 9:45am On Oct 24, 2016
5. Your enemy becomes your friend

When someone you’re mad at offers you food and it becomes so impossible to stay mad at them.

Re: 11 Incredibly Crazy Things Nigerians Do When They Are Hungry by kelvee(m): 9:50am On Oct 24, 2016
6. Anywhere, any position is just fine

When the food comes, some Nigerians can eat it standing, walking or squatting. Their environment does not even matter.

Re: 11 Incredibly Crazy Things Nigerians Do When They Are Hungry by kelvee(m): 9:52am On Oct 24, 2016
7. Scrap every last bit of food
Some people will make sure no single grain of rice is left in the plate. Some would even make use of their tongue.

Re: 11 Incredibly Crazy Things Nigerians Do When They Are Hungry by kelvee(m): 10:07am On Oct 24, 2016
8. How a hungry Nigerian eats chicken
By the time a hungry man attacks the chicken, you’ll be looking for the bones.

Re: 11 Incredibly Crazy Things Nigerians Do When They Are Hungry by kelvee(m): 10:08am On Oct 24, 2016
9. Eat what is bigger than you Hunger can make some people eat

Re: 11 Incredibly Crazy Things Nigerians Do When They Are Hungry by kelvee(m): 10:10am On Oct 24, 2016
10. When biscuit cannot help your condition Sometimes, all you want is food and snacks cannot do the work.

Re: 11 Incredibly Crazy Things Nigerians Do When They Are Hungry by kelvee(m): 10:11am On Oct 24, 2016
11. No time to waste
Once you finally get food, you lose sense of all of your surroundings. There’s no time to waste. You just want to shove everything in at once.

Re: 11 Incredibly Crazy Things Nigerians Do When They Are Hungry by freesinzu(m): 10:49am On Oct 24, 2016
Incase

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Re: 11 Incredibly Crazy Things Nigerians Do When They Are Hungry by ableguy(m): 11:43am On Oct 24, 2016
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Re: 11 Incredibly Crazy Things Nigerians Do When They Are Hungry by drizslim(m): 4:19pm On Oct 24, 2016
who food epp? cos I'm on dry fasting and still going strong
Re: 11 Incredibly Crazy Things Nigerians Do When They Are Hungry by JDAdeshina: 4:28pm On Oct 24, 2016
Yinmu
Re: 11 Incredibly Crazy Things Nigerians Do When They Are Hungry by Nobody: 5:30pm On Oct 24, 2016
kelvee:
9. Eat what is bigger than you Hunger can make some people eat
pls upload raw pics
Re: 11 Incredibly Crazy Things Nigerians Do When They Are Hungry by kelvee(m): 6:17pm On Oct 24, 2016
BiafraudExposed:

pls upload raw pics
pls don't kill the baby
Re: 11 Incredibly Crazy Things Nigerians Do When They Are Hungry by SuperSuave(m): 12:34pm On Oct 25, 2016
drizslim:
who food epp? cos I'm on dry fasting and still going strong
see the senseless comment you just posted. see hin mouth like "who food EPP" you for fast for 3months without taking any form of food and see if you'll survive it.

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