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My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon) by xynerio(m): 11:35am On Nov 02, 2009 |
. Now this is a sick one. Back then we use to steal money to buy balloon and when it got torn we just tie the torn part and blow it again. One day I didnt see any money to steal and all my friends are busy playing with their balloons. So I decided to walk around and see if I will fine a balloon left by a careless owner and I say one big balloon and this time not colourful but with a butter colour and the mouth is wider that normal. I quickly rushed it and make sure nobody saw before me. I found out it was greasy and lighter but who cares! It all mine. I quickly went to my friends and show them my precious balloon, the biggest of all. Then I blew it and WHAO! A little dot at it end but it was not as big as the size and month. It was until a grown up lady saw me blowing the second time to make sure the size increase. She quickly shouted '' TA! See this boy they blow condom'' to me what is condom? But the funniest thing is that it is a used condom. |
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon) by Nobody: 11:43am On Nov 02, 2009 |
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon) by tytylayor: 1:51pm On Nov 02, 2009 |
not too funny, but ok sha |
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon) by Ben13: 2:04pm On Nov 02, 2009 |
you dey try |
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon) by xynerio(m): 3:40pm On Nov 02, 2009 |
@ben-10. Just keeping the fire burning. You know what I mean |
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon) by sylve11: 4:19pm On Nov 02, 2009 |
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon) by bighead1(m): 12:28pm On Nov 03, 2009 |
xynerio na wah oh u and these ur experiences |
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon) by romsky: 12:37pm On Nov 03, 2009 |
abeg bend ya big head to the left may i see dat ajegunle born & bred olodo |
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon) by bighead1(m): 1:28pm On Nov 03, 2009 |
ewu na me u dey follow talk like dat |
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon) by romsky: 1:46pm On Nov 03, 2009 |
ow many pipul hia carry humpty dumpty head |
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon) by bighead1(m): 8:04pm On Nov 03, 2009 |
no not u romsky |
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon) by shayoor(f): 8:18pm On Nov 03, 2009 |
hmmmmmmmmmmmm |
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon) by bashydemy(m): 10:32pm On Nov 03, 2009 |
how many Ajegunle guys dey here? |
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon) by rite2salas(m): 3:34am On Nov 04, 2009 |
xynerio: and the sole purpose of your thread is? |
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon) by donjon: 7:06am On Nov 05, 2009 |
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Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon) by sweetliet: 2:48pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
dry joke |
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon) by 2Direct(m): 3:47pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
stupid thread |
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon) by sylve11: 4:37pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
lol |
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon) by 2Direct(m): 5:56pm On Nov 05, 2009 |
Gaffer clear jor |
Re: My Precious Bolom-bolom(balloon) by clemcykul(f): 3:48pm On Nov 09, 2009 |
enter gutter |
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