An Irish daughter had not been home for five years. Upon her return, her
Father shouted at her: 'where have you been all these years? Why didn’t you
call? Do you know what your mum and I went through?

The girl crying replied 'Dad I became a prostitute.' You what? ''Out of
here you shameless sinner. You are a disgrace to the family''

''Okay dad, as you wish'' she said. I just came to give mum this
luxurious fur coat, keys to a ten bedroom mansion, and a $5million savings
certificate.

For you my little brother, this gold Rolex and for you dad, the sparkling
new edition Mercedes limited edition convertible that is parked outside. I
also have an invitation for you to spend New year on board my new yacht in
the Riviera and, , ,

Now, shouted her dad, ''what is it you said you had become?
The girl started crying again, prostitute dad!

Oh Jesus, you scared me, I thought you said you had become a PROTESTANT!!
Come here and give your old man a big hug.

Igbo man style

Maja Briggs: Poverty is a crime.

hmmmm

this is realy igbo style, hhhaaaa povertyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy