Everyone has had that moment after a meal of beans or eggs and then they started farting. share your best or worst farting experience. cc mhizesther juicylucy hardeshewa

see juju! Are you watching me?

I'm eating my dinner right now and I did a fart and it smelt so bad that I have lost my appetite

JuicyLucy:
see juju! Are you watching me?

I'm eating my dinner right now and I did a fart and it smelt so bad that I have lost my appetite

lols bad girl. wat did it smell like?

lordnicklaus:
lols bad girl. wat did it smell like?

Bad...

JuicyLucy:


Bad...

have you ever eaten any gassy food that gave you too much gas before?

because i fart alot and wanted to into relationship i stop eating beans and egg because of this lady i like so much, she aggreed t be friends with me so give her everything she ask hoping that maybe oneday she agree to date me.. i later knew she was just making a fool of me.. well man no die man move on until one night she showed up at my door very late sweating ask to pass the night.. what happen.. she.lied about going to night vigil then crisscross to night club with a guy, then police shows up start grabbing everybody, she.barely escape when after her guy has been grabbed.. well me i accept but that night had eaten my favorite meal of BEAN BREAD EGGS AND MILK DRANK AGBO JEDI ONI ISO(FART PORTION)..
I her in and didnt hold back.. bbbbbrrrrruuuaaaapppaappaapaa, fffrruuuuu,, bbbrrraatrt,, gggbbbbbbrrrrruuuuummmb.. the farting continued nonstop until she couldnt bear it anymore and start to.complain and tell me to stop.. i told her she can leave if she doesnt feel disturb because i was not expecting visitor that night so i eat my farting food..
i continue farting until she open her bag and.brought one satchet of pills and took 4 tablet.. then it war began..
ppaaa ppoooo pppaaa ppoooopooo ppaa pppaaa bbbrrruuu bbrrrraa pppaaaa bbbtrrruuurt she started farting like it was a battle ground.. her fart sounded like nockouts and gunshot they.smell very bad that at a point we have to exit the room.. till daybreak we farted at each other
SHE LEFT EARLY THE NEXT MORNIBG NEVER SPOKE WITH ME ANYMORE but i didnt give a shit