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Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by Smoke2015: 9:23am On Nov 29, 2016 |
1. Not locking up the office properly. 2. Shouting back at your bosses' boss. 3. Toasting your oga's wife. 4. Sleeping with your supervisors only daughter and breaking her heart. 5. Making a withdrawal from a customers account without his knowledge. 6. Sexual harassment (both female and male staff) 7. Farting loudly at a board meeting.(if the source cannot be traced then your good) 8. Farting loudly in front of a high end customer while your MD is present. 9. Crashing your dead car on your bosses tear rubber escalade 10. Body slamming your oga on his desk 11. Peeing or pooing in your supervisors file cabinet 12. Laughing at a customer when your telling him he has no funds left in his account. 13. Telling a Yoruba female customer that she's talking too much.....ye! 14. Stealing your office vehicle to go and trip a babe. 15. Being the only one to speak vanacular at board meetings. 16. Intentionally slamming the car door on your MD's side chick's fingers. 17. Making a sextape with the security man. 18. Proposing to your boss in from of your Head Office. 19. Splashing peperish stew in your bosses eye while pointing kpomo at her to make a point. 20. Placing your unwashed period stained pant on your Oga's shoulder. Please feel free to add any more comments. It will help a lot of people from unnecessarily loosing their jobs. http://mojidelano.com/2016/11/top-20-bad-office-habits-that-will-guarantee-getting-you-fired/ 11 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by lordm(m): 9:38am On Nov 29, 2016 |
This is unrealistic 40 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by herzernIsHere: 1:43pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
Smoke2015:LOSING 9 Likes |
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by Arian11(m): 1:45pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
lol 1 Like |
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by kniru: 1:45pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
lol...and also using your Boss money to pay for MMM 33 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by Okundaye4(m): 1:45pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
Alright |
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by Vicben(m): 1:46pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
not delivering or meeting targets 1 Like |
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by Nobody: 1:47pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
I only have one question.................HOW DID THIS MAKE FRONT PAGE!!!!!? 66 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by promisepromise: 1:47pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
I here u |
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by Rilwayne001: 1:47pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
Is this supposed to be a joke? 7 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by Lagusta(m): 1:48pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
It's a joke joor..... Not FP worthy 1 Like |
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by Evina(f): 1:50pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
Biting a chunk from the only piece of chicken in your oga's lunch and carefully placing the meal back in the fridge then denying even when the bits are stuck in your teeth and the CCTV says you did it. 21 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by Adesiji77: 1:50pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by holysainbj(m): 1:50pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
Firstly I wonder how this trash made FP Secondly, u could have added "killing your Oga" Garbage 6 Likes |
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by Nobody: 1:50pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
Rubbish post, how did this could its way to the front page? Must be via rubbish administrator. Why do you guys want yo turn nairaland to a shit house? 4 Likes |
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by Maydfourth: 1:51pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
Rubbish |
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by oneda(m): 1:51pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
watching Indecency with the office computer and data 4 Likes |
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by Evina(f): 1:51pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
kniru: LOL. I'll simply share the interests with him and say I was investing on his behalf. 2 Likes |
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by sucreblazing(m): 1:52pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
rubbish thread |
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by elitejosef: 1:56pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
No 3 don't ever think of it o Less trying it |
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by MisterPresident(m): 1:56pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
LMAO |
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by Funkybabee(f): 1:57pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
and these shit made fp where my good thread with 2 pages never made it since I created them chaiiii |
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by izzy4shizzy(m): 1:58pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
This thread is as useless as the 'P' in psychology |
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by basty: 1:58pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
Why should a trash like this make front page? Some people might ban me now, but I go speak my own. This has never worked in a multinational before. This one is suffering from one man business syndrome. 1 Like |
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by StupidYorubaFool: 2:00pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
o.p is high on weed this hot afternoon or abi na recession cause am? |
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by AyamConfidence(m): 2:02pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
maltina:[color=#006600][/color] bro as you confuse na so me sef confuse ooo...this should be in the joke section |
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by prince049(m): 2:05pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
Funkybabee: Tough luck |
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by fullstreets: 2:09pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
Warisdiz? |
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by nowpresence(f): 2:09pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
Fûcking your oga side chick and claiming is the work of the devil. 3 Likes |
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