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Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by angeltolly(f): 2:10pm On Nov 29, 2016
Wharis dis. Op goes by that name smoke angry you really must be smoking or something. None of these is realistic except you and op think alike. undecided


Imagine grin grin cheesy

1. Not locking up the office properly. (why won't you?)
2. Shouting back at your bosses' boss.(Haa)
3. Toasting your oga's wife. (your village pple follow u)
4. Sleeping with your supervisors only daughter and breaking her heart.(you well so?)
5. Making a withdrawal from a customers account without his knowledge.(who in his right mind does that?)
6. Sexual harassment (both female and male staff)
7. Farting loudly at a board meeting.(if the source cannot be traced then your good)(Are you OK at all?)
8. Farting loudly in front of a high end customer while your MD is present.(Your village pple dey on top ur matter)
9. Crashing your dead car on your bosses tear rubber escalade (Lol)
10. Body slamming your oga on his desk (I can't deal)
11. Peeing or pooing in your supervisors file cabinet (Your craze don enter next level)
12. Laughing at a customer when your telling him he has no funds left in his account.(LOL)
13. Telling a Yoruba female customer that she's talking too much.....ye! (your own don be now)
14. Stealing your office vehicle to go and trip a babe. (Lol)
15. Being the only one to speak vanacular at board meetings. (What are you smoking?)
16. Intentionally slamming the car door on your MD's side chick's fingers.(why will a rational person do that?)
17. Making a sextape with the security man. (jeez)
18. Proposing to your boss in from of your Head Office. (Witches from your village don settle your matter)
19. Splashing peperish stew in your bosses eye while pointing kpomo at her to make a point. (LOL dunno what to say)
20. Placing your unwashed period stained pant on your Oga's shoulder. (in short op is high)

[size=35pt]Ps: I don't know what op is smoking but that stuff is not approved by NAFDAC.[/size]

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Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by izzymoney(m): 2:12pm On Nov 29, 2016
Rubbish. Hit like u agree.

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Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by bodefakorede(m): 2:18pm On Nov 29, 2016
am very guilty of number 14,infact,am facing charges on it in the office now..I took d car home for d weekend
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by fidet1(m): 2:27pm On Nov 29, 2016
Dafuq is this doing on fp?
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by Funkybabee(f): 2:31pm On Nov 29, 2016
prince049:

Tough luck tongue

abi ooo
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by KingAfo(m): 2:33pm On Nov 29, 2016
NO 19!!! LOL HABA TAKE AM EASY NOW
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by mfujah(m): 2:39pm On Nov 29, 2016
withdrew client money to play sport bet... and the final team lost at die min...lol
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by Horlorlardaey: 2:43pm On Nov 29, 2016
Smoke2015:
1. Not locking up the office properly.
2. Shouting back at your bosses' boss.
3. Toasting your oga's wife.
4. Sleeping with your supervisors only daughter and breaking her heart.
5. Making a withdrawal from a customers account without his knowledge.
6. Sexual harassment (both female and male staff)
7. Farting loudly at a board meeting.(if the source cannot be traced then your good)
8. Farting loudly in front of a high end customer while your MD is present.
9. Crashing your dead car on your bosses tear rubber escalade
10. Body slamming your oga on his desk
11. Peeing or pooing in your supervisors file cabinet
12. Laughing at a customer when your telling him he has no funds left in his account.
13. Telling a Yoruba female customer that she's talking too much.....ye!
14. Stealing your office vehicle to go and trip a babe.
15. Being the only one to speak vanacular at board meetings.
16. Intentionally slamming the car door on your MD's side chick's fingers.
17. Making a sextape with the security man.
18. Proposing to your boss in from of your Head Office.
19. Splashing peperish stew in your bosses eye while pointing kpomo at her to make a point.
20. Placing your unwashed period stained pant on your Oga's shoulder.
I'm only seeing foolish acts that can make you lose your job
esp 19, 20, 13, 15, 11, 10, 9 , 7, 6, 2, 3, 1 infact they are all stewpeed actions

anyways, let here what the persin below me has to say
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by Nobody: 2:50pm On Nov 29, 2016
I have nothing to say
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by captainD567: 2:56pm On Nov 29, 2016
Smoke2015:
1. Not locking up the office properly.
2. Shouting back at your bosses' boss.
3. Toasting your oga's wife.
4. Sleeping with your supervisors only daughter and breaking her heart.
5. Making a withdrawal from a customers account without his knowledge.
6. Sexual harassment (both female and male staff)
7. Farting loudly at a board meeting.(if the source cannot be traced then your good)
8. Farting loudly in front of a high end customer while your MD is present.
9. Crashing your dead car on your bosses tear rubber escalade
10. Body slamming your oga on his desk
11. Peeing or pooing in your supervisors file cabinet
12. Laughing at a customer when your telling him he has no funds left in his account.
13. Telling a Yoruba female customer that she's talking too much.....ye!
14. Stealing your office vehicle to go and trip a babe.
15. Being the only one to speak vanacular at board meetings.
16. Intentionally slamming the car door on your MD's side chick's fingers.
17. Making a sextape with the security man.
18. Proposing to your boss in from of your Head Office.
19. Splashing peperish stew in your bosses eye while pointing kpomo at her to make a point.
20. Placing your unwashed period stained pant on your Oga's shoulder.

Please feel free to add any more comments. It will help a lot of people from unnecessarily loosing their jobs.

http://mojidelano.com/2016/11/top-20-bad-office-habits-that-will-guarantee-getting-you-fired/

*spits on advice* walks away

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Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by Aburi001: 3:00pm On Nov 29, 2016
lordm:
This is unrealistic
Number 9 sounds funny
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by Trybes(m): 3:06pm On Nov 29, 2016
Smoke2015:
1. Not locking up the office properly.
2. Shouting back at your bosses' boss.
3. Toasting your oga's wife.
4. Sleeping with your supervisors only daughter and breaking her heart.
5. Making a withdrawal from a customers account without his knowledge.
6. Sexual harassment (both female and male staff)
7. Farting loudly at a board meeting.(if the source cannot be traced then your good)
8. Farting loudly in front of a high end customer while your MD is present.
9. Crashing your dead car on your bosses tear rubber escalade
10. Body slamming your oga on his desk
11. Peeing or pooing in your supervisors file cabinet
12. Laughing at a customer when your telling him he has no funds left in his account.
13. Telling a Yoruba female customer that she's talking too much.....ye!
14. Stealing your office vehicle to go and trip a babe.
15. Being the only one to speak vanacular at board meetings.
16. Intentionally slamming the car door on your MD's side chick's fingers.
17. Making a sextape with the security man.
18. Proposing to your boss in from of your Head Office.
19. Splashing peperish stew in your bosses eye while pointing kpomo at her to make a point.
20. Placing your unwashed period stained pant on your Oga's shoulder.

Please feel free to add any more comments. It will help a lot of people from unnecessarily loosing their jobs.

http://mojidelano.com/2016/11/top-20-bad-office-habits-that-will-guarantee-getting-you-fired/

Laugh out loud
No 7, 8 and 19 got me into uncontrollable laughter.
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by Nobody: 3:06pm On Nov 29, 2016
izzy4shizzy:
This thread is as useless as the 'P' in psychology undecided

I wonder how it made first page in the first place...

MODIFIED: Oh I know...except when the MODERATOR OP is high on Oshogbo WEED angry angry

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Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by omoiyalayi(m): 3:17pm On Nov 29, 2016
Smoke2015:
1. Not locking up the office properly.
2. Shouting back at your bosses' boss.
3. Toasting your oga's wife.
4. Sleeping with your supervisors only daughter and breaking her heart.
5. Making a withdrawal from a customers account without his knowledge.
6. Sexual harassment (both female and male staff)
7. Farting loudly at a board meeting.(if the source cannot be traced then your good)
8. Farting loudly in front of a high end customer while your MD is present.
9. Crashing your dead car on your bosses tear rubber escalade
10. Body slamming your oga on his desk
11. Peeing or pooing in your supervisors file cabinet
12. Laughing at a customer when your telling him he has no funds left in his account.
13. Telling a Yoruba female customer that she's talking too much.....ye!
14. Stealing your office vehicle to go and trip a babe.
15. Being the only one to speak vanacular at board meetings.
16. Intentionally slamming the car door on your MD's side chick's fingers.
17. Making a sextape with the security man.
18. Proposing to your boss in from of your Head Office.
19. Splashing peperish stew in your bosses eye while pointing kpomo at her to make a point.
20. Placing your unwashed period stained pant on your Oga's shoulder.

Please feel free to add any more comments. It will help a lot of people from unnecessarily loosing their jobs.

http://mojidelano.com/2016/11/top-20-bad-office-habits-that-will-guarantee-getting-you-fired/






21) Watching Africa magic or Telemundo during working hours

Dis is a new rule in my office dat will get some people fire.
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by Nobody: 3:29pm On Nov 29, 2016
This is rubbish if you are an asset. Your boss will only transfer you or have less regard for you. But to fire you? Hmmmmm don't think so except you are extremely rude.
So staff's are asset your boss won't wanna loose even when you misbehave, he might chastise you in public but go still go back go indirectly beg u.
Just saying . I don't know ooooo.
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by TOPCRUISE(m): 3:41pm On Nov 29, 2016
Coming to office by 10am in the morning.
Wearing Agbada when you are supposed to dress corporate.

Bringing your ferrari,escalade, rolls royce and limousine to your place of work when your oga uses his own range rover and your manager shuttle with corolla
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by amokeme(f): 3:45pm On Nov 29, 2016
maltina:
I only have one question.................HOW DID THIS MAKE FRONT PAGE!!!!!?

Its painful to see stuff like this on the home page. More like the home page is now a joke.

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Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by lajoshua: 3:48pm On Nov 29, 2016
Funkybabee:
and these shit made fp where my good thread with 2 pages never made it since I created them chaiiii
Naso... Happy birthday !!!btw
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by McPerry(f): 4:13pm On Nov 29, 2016
OP,hand dey scratch you ba?
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by lalopeto: 4:32pm On Nov 29, 2016
Smoke2015:
1. Not locking up the office properly.
2. Shouting back at your bosses' boss.
3. Toasting your oga's wife.
4. Sleeping with your supervisors only daughter and breaking her heart.
5. Making a withdrawal from a customers account without his knowledge.
6. Sexual harassment (both female and male staff)
7. Farting loudly at a board meeting.(if the source cannot be traced then your good)
8. Farting loudly in front of a high end customer while your MD is present.
9. Crashing your dead car on your bosses tear rubber escalade
10. Body slamming your oga on his desk
11. Peeing or pooing in your supervisors file cabinet
12. Laughing at a customer when your telling him he has no funds left in his account.
13. Telling a Yoruba female customer that she's talking too much.....ye!
14. Stealing your office vehicle to go and trip a babe.
15. Being the only one to speak vanacular at board meetings.
16. Intentionally slamming the car door on your MD's side chick's fingers.
17. Making a sextape with the security man.
18. Proposing to your boss in from of your Head Office.
19. Splashing peperish stew in your bosses eye while pointing kpomo at her to make a point.
20. Placing your unwashed period stained pant on your Oga's shoulder.

Please feel free to add any more comments. It will help a lot of people from unnecessarily loosing their jobs.

http://mojidelano.com/2016/11/top-20-bad-office-habits-that-will-guarantee-getting-you-fired/


Oga, some of your point are full of frivolities

Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by BlackOnassis(m): 4:39pm On Nov 29, 2016
elitejosef:
No 3 don't ever think of it o
Less trying it
but if u dont toast, na wahala too nah. Ur name is josef, u no remember the kain hot soup joseph enter with potipher's wife? grin
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by jashar(f): 4:45pm On Nov 29, 2016
undecided undecided undecided undecided

grin grin grin



cheesy
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by Abee79(m): 5:04pm On Nov 29, 2016
And this ru**ish made frontpage? Darris God O!

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Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by updatechange(m): 5:13pm On Nov 29, 2016
I'm not sure if you've ever worked or hold any position in an office before....
Rubbish write-up!

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Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by Tamakay(m): 6:22pm On Nov 29, 2016
kniru:
lol...and also using your Boss money to pay for MMM




This just happened in my office. The PA used 4m to pay for MMM and he was fired immediately
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by jaymezzz(m): 6:42pm On Nov 29, 2016
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Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by bunsuq: 7:16pm On Nov 29, 2016
Smoke2015:
1. Not locking up the office properly.
2. Shouting back at your bosses' boss.
3. Toasting your oga's wife.
4. Sleeping with your supervisors only daughter and breaking her heart.
5. Making a withdrawal from a customers account without his knowledge.
6. Sexual harassment (both female and male staff)
7. Farting loudly at a board meeting.(if the source cannot be traced then your good)
8. Farting loudly in front of a high end customer while your MD is present.
9. Crashing your dead car on your bosses tear rubber escalade
10. Body slamming your oga on his desk
11. Peeing or pooing in your supervisors file cabinet
12. Laughing at a customer when your telling him he has no funds left in his account.
13. Telling a Yoruba female customer that she's talking too much.....ye!
14. Stealing your office vehicle to go and trip a babe.
15. Being the only one to speak vanacular at board meetings.
16. Intentionally slamming the car door on your MD's side chick's fingers.
17. Making a sextape with the security man.
18. Proposing to your boss in from of your Head Office.
19. Splashing peperish stew in your bosses eye while pointing kpomo at her to make a point.
20. Placing your unwashed period stained pant on your Oga's shoulder.

Please feel free to add any more comments. It will help a lot of people from unnecessarily loosing their jobs.

http://mojidelano.com/2016/11/top-20-bad-office-habits-that-will-guarantee-getting-you-fired/

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Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by ladoney(f): 8:59pm On Nov 29, 2016
grin grin
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by ReubenE(m): 9:13pm On Nov 29, 2016
maltina:
I only have one question.................HOW DID THIS MAKE FRONT PAGE!!!!!?
Front page these days is full of shit.
Topics on front page is suppose to make us learn or keep us informed, sharpen our thoughts, to make us critical minded etc.
The reverse is the case here. MODS need to go on a crass course on how to move educative and informative topics to front page
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by ogtavia(m): 11:17pm On Nov 29, 2016
e be like say this OP don use his brain do MMM....
Re: Bad Office Habits That Will Guarantee Getting You FIRED! by kaptaintintin: 1:12am On Nov 30, 2016
Funkybabee:
and these shit made fp where my good thread with 2 pages never made it since I created them chaiiii
... Sorry

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