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Read If You Love Your MOTHER ! by MOSTEC(m): 12:48pm On Nov 29, 2016 |
You suck your mom's
breast with milk for
2years and you have
not done anything
tangible for her till now,
even to bring out
money for her
upkeep......for where
Then you suck bae's
boobs without milk for
3 months and you
bought iPhone7 500k
for her??
Please my brother,
Come forward!
Come!
Come!
Don't be afraid,
What is happening to
you eh!
It's not ordinary oh!
God has remembered
you today...
Oyaa raise your hand
up...
Raise it up very well
Then bend it and place
it on your head...
Preferably where your
mind tells you your
brain is located.
Then repeat this prayer
after me...
*My father! My father*
Where ever they have
buried my sense and
my brain
*In my maternal
village*
*In my paternal village*
*in the coven*
Vomit it now!
Oya start shouting
Vomit Now! Vomit
Now! Vomit Now! 1 Like |
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