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Fart Definition by DONFASZY(m): 12:07pm On Nov 09, 2009 |
* AMBITIOUS : Always ready for a fart * AMIABLE : Likes to smell others' farts * ANTI-SOCIAL : Excuses himself and farts in private * AQUATIC : Farts in bath, then breaks bubbles with toes * ATHLETIC : Jumps in the air, farts 3 times, and kicks his heels 3 times * BEWILDERED : Can't tell his own fart from others * BIG BULLY : Farts louder than others * CARELESS : Farts in church * CHILDISH : Farts and then giggles * CLEVER : Farts and coughs at the same time * CONCEITED : Thinks he can fart the loudest * CONFUSED : Face is so much like an ass, fart can't tell which way to go * CUTE : Smells your farts and then tells you what you were eating * DAMNED MEAN : Farts and then pulls the covers over his wife's head * DISHONEST : Farts and then blames the dog * DISAPPOINTED : Fart doesn't smell * DUMB : Enjoys other farts, thinks they are his own * ENVIRONMENTALIST : Farts regularly but is concerned about the pollution * FOOLISH : Suppresses a fart for hours * FRESH GUY : Jumps in front of you and then farts * GROUCH : Grumbles when ladies fart *HONEST : Admits he farted but offers a good medical reason * IMPUDENT : Farts out aloud and then laughs * LAZY : Just fizzles * MASOCHIST : Farts in the bath tub and tries to bite the bubbles * MISERABLE : Can't fart at all * MUSICAL : Tenor or Bass, Clear as a bell, smells like shit and sounds like hell * NERVOUS : Stops in the middle of a fart * PROUD : Thinks his farts are exceptionally pleasant * SADIST : Farts in bed, then fluffs the covers * SCIENTIFIC : Bottles his farts * SENSITIVE : Farts and then starts crying * SHY : Blushes when he farts silently * SLOB : Farts and stains his underwear * SMART ALEC : Farts when ladies are present * SNEAKY : Farts and blames it on the dog * STINGY : Belches to save his ass-hole * STRATEGIC : Conceals his fart by loud laughter * THRIFTY : One who always has farts in reserve * TIMID : Jumps when he farts * UNFORTUNATE : Tries to fart but shits himself * VAIN PERSON : One who loves the smell of his own fart * WHIMPY : Farts at the slightest exertion * WISE GUY : Farts and asks who shit |
Re: Fart Definition by aristole(m): 12:34pm On Nov 09, 2009 |
@ Poster There's nofn like defination.It's definition. Sorry ooo!!! |
Re: Fart Definition by DONFASZY(m): 12:42pm On Nov 09, 2009 |
@aristole f**k off, u r a pain on my computer i go break your head on day, mayb on top table or on top hot plate |
Re: Fart Definition by clemcykul(f): 12:52pm On Nov 09, 2009 |
@joke lmao boi that was really tyte |
Re: Fart Definition by aristole(m): 1:37pm On Nov 09, 2009 |
Don !!! Dts too personal. Dani closes the thread.Gbam!!!Throws the Key into a river. |
Re: Fart Definition by clemcykul(f): 3:44pm On Nov 11, 2009 |
opens thread with a wicked fart |
Re: Fart Definition by aristole(m): 11:32am On Nov 12, 2009 |
Mogbe!!! |
Re: Fart Definition by clemcykul(f): 2:25pm On Nov 12, 2009 |
never gbe yet |
Re: Fart Definition by D1KeleVra(m): 9:11pm On Nov 12, 2009 |
I think i might try the saddist fart before i sleep and the careless fart at sunday mass |
Re: Fart Definition by aristole(m): 1:38pm On Nov 13, 2009 |
What are u waiting for? |
Re: Fart Definition by D1KeleVra(m): 6:40pm On Nov 13, 2009 |
duh! i'm waiting for sunday morning |
Re: Fart Definition by clemcykul(f): 3:22pm On Nov 16, 2009 |
mr fart, |
Re: Fart Definition by D1KeleVra(m): 3:41pm On Nov 16, 2009 |
it's Dr, babe. . . it's Dr. Don't get it twisted |
Re: Fart Definition by clemcykul(f): 3:52pm On Nov 16, 2009 |
that ure confused abi? i said MR FART! u cant deny ur personality |
Re: Fart Definition by D1KeleVra(m): 3:58pm On Nov 16, 2009 |
liar!!! |
Re: Fart Definition by aristole(m): 5:25pm On Nov 16, 2009 |
@ D1. ngbo? |
Re: Fart Definition by dani1luv: 8:24pm On Nov 16, 2009 |
Re: Fart Definition by D1KeleVra(m): 9:02pm On Nov 16, 2009 |
@Aristo I don hear |
Re: Fart Definition by DONFASZY(m): 3:55pm On Nov 17, 2009 |
Re: Fart Definition by Dunddy(m): 4:29pm On Nov 17, 2009 |
save me from this laff abeg. |
Re: Fart Definition by aristole(m): 2:36pm On Nov 18, 2009 |
See your big teeth |
Re: Fart Definition by Dunddy(m): 3:03pm On Nov 18, 2009 |
that our ancestral totem u'r yabbin! |
Re: Fart Definition by romsky: 7:55am On Nov 19, 2009 |
4 d 1st tym u posted sumtyn 9ce |
Re: Fart Definition by clemcykul(f): 9:13am On Nov 19, 2009 |
aww kudos then mr dundie |
Re: Fart Definition by Nobody: 3:22pm On Nov 19, 2009 |
too long |
Re: Fart Definition by clemcykul(f): 3:34pm On Nov 19, 2009 |
u mean the posters bla bla bla chei dis babe don dey spoil o |
Re: Fart Definition by Nobody: 3:35pm On Nov 19, 2009 |
spoil |
Re: Fart Definition by clemcykul(f): 4:18pm On Nov 19, 2009 |
no corrupt |
Re: Fart Definition by D1KeleVra(m): 6:23pm On Nov 19, 2009 |
the rapper? |
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