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Fakebook,bbm Funny Update;laff Away Till U See No More / Are U Bored?enter And Laugh Till U Tire.na Continuous Joke Ooo / View N Smile.....infact U Will Laff Till U Urinate!!!;d (2) (3) (4)
| Laugh Till U Fart, I Swear!!! by bingbagbo(m): 8:50pm On Apr 07, 2013 |
D internet,foreign(mexican,spanish,american)soap-operas,recent musics i cud keep on goin on and on hav contributed 2 dis.I no u guys are thinkin 2 urself what d hell is he talkin about.Yes i am about 2 tell u d nonsense i got 4rm kissin a gal 2day.Before i proceed, kissing is neva part of our african culture,d lyfe our parents and fore-parents lived was so free of dis rather disgustin mouth action.u go on d internet u see sumthin lyke kissin is an essential fore-play technique.Although i usually kissed ladies on their cheeks hav neva done direct mouth- action.I met dis pretty gal sum 2 months ago.We got talking and we became close friends.So 2day she came ova 2 ma house wearin dis sexy blouse wit sum tight fittin jeans, i must confess d gal dey endowned both front n back.Ma lil jon became so hard and i felt like rippin her clothes off.2 make matters worse she pulled off her jeans sayin it was rather 2 tight and she put on one of ma boxers.oh boy see fresh thighs.before i cud regain ma self i was smoochin her.I thought of french kissin her,but i became skeptical.After deliberatin in ma mind i den decided 2 french- kiss her which as i said earlier wud b ma first tyme.[b]As i thrust ma tongue in2 her mouth d next thing i knew was sum liquid wit bean odour in ma mouth.D liquid came in large volum[/b]es directly in 2 ma mouth.Dis gal threw up in2 ma mouth.Wetin be dis one.Because say i wanted 2 french-kiss for d first tyme.I don't know if i will eva french- kiss again.D gal in question claimed she was nauseatin due to d tension in her.Although i finished off what i started but damn i don't think i will eva do any mouth-action.  |
| Re: Laugh Till U Fart, I Swear!!! by dominique(f): 9:21pm On Apr 07, 2013 |
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| Re: Laugh Till U Fart, I Swear!!! by liddymiway: 9:39pm On Apr 07, 2013 |
 GUY ABEG BLOW WHISTLE |
| Re: Laugh Till U Fart, I Swear!!! by Pimples(m): 10:17pm On Apr 07, 2013 |
Really funny 1 Like |
| Re: Laugh Till U Fart, I Swear!!! by ayobase(m): 10:22pm On Apr 07, 2013 |
And u want me to click on ur thread next time aight! Besides, sexual joke is been banned from on here! Who is the mod here, get this guy banned till 2020....he just lied about laughing until we fart, and the second charge, he broke the rule! |
| Re: Laugh Till U Fart, I Swear!!! by bingbagbo(m): 10:24pm On Apr 07, 2013 |
ayobase: And u want me to click on ur thread next time aight! WHO BE THIS HE-GOAT??  |
| Re: Laugh Till U Fart, I Swear!!! by ayobase(m): 10:33pm On Apr 07, 2013 |
bin gbagbo: The HE-GOAT is Ayobase! No sense of humour, and u called urself a comedian, u must be a SHE-GOAT....and I'm gonna get u laid! |
| Re: Laugh Till U Fart, I Swear!!! by bingbagbo(m): 11:00pm On Apr 07, 2013 |
ayobase: may gods beless you  |
| Re: Laugh Till U Fart, I Swear!!! by Onyeasi(m): 12:57am On Apr 08, 2013 |
This poster na big, fat, elegance f00l. Olodo. Mtcheeeew.. |
| Re: Laugh Till U Fart, I Swear!!! by bingbagbo(m): 6:57am On Apr 08, 2013 |
Onyeasi: i am a big, fat, elegance f00l. Olodo. Mtcheeeew.. ok. |
| Re: Laugh Till U Fart, I Swear!!! by akahp(m): 9:43am On Apr 08, 2013 |
mitcheeew, jst wasted my MB nd precious time. If i catch u eh...... |
| Re: Laugh Till U Fart, I Swear!!! by bunmioguns(m): 11:10am On Apr 08, 2013 |
| nice joke |
| Re: Laugh Till U Fart, I Swear!!! by Kolade9(m): 12:54pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
Didn't even smile |
| Re: Laugh Till U Fart, I Swear!!! by StudioCFR(m): 5:31pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
Why is nobody laughing ? |
| Re: Laugh Till U Fart, I Swear!!! by eddy1977(m): 11:51pm On Apr 08, 2013 |
| I am laughing at the flogging the stuppid poster is getting. The poster is just nasty. |
| Re: Laugh Till U Fart, I Swear!!! by churchills: 4:11pm On Apr 09, 2013 |
D poster must b a gay, grow up..... |
| Re: Laugh Till U Fart, I Swear!!! by EFULEFU1(m): 5:28pm On Apr 09, 2013 |
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| Re: Laugh Till U Fart, I Swear!!! by ayojosh2k(m): 5:49pm On Apr 10, 2013 |
Poster is an I D I O T!!! |
| Re: Laugh Till U Fart, I Swear!!! by bingbagbo(m): 6:42pm On Apr 10, 2013 |
ayojosh2k: my papa is an I D I O T!!! i know  |
| Re: Laugh Till U Fart, I Swear!!! by jbblues24(m): 9:00pm On May 31, 2019 |
Layout, background image, style, style – nice dude  1 Like |
| Re: Laugh Till U Fart, I Swear!!! by bingbagbo(m): 8:07am On Jun 09, 2019 |
| Re: Laugh Till U Fart, I Swear!!! by Ayoleeboy007: 5:32pm On Jun 10, 2019 |
y d comments come funny past the joke |
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