emeraldknytt:
Imagine the redundant use of fullstop punctuation marks. Ehn, even my primary 5 nephew will use this number of full-stops and win an award of a dirty backhand slap let alone someone who caries the future of 1000babies in just one body...

As in ehn ... it was like driving a car on a rough road

mcfynest:
THE ORIGIN OF *GUDU GUDU MEJE ATI YAYA YAYA MEFA.*

Some Ibadan Chiefs went to a meeting with Mr Hezekiah Shunklebottom the notoriously difficult British district officer ( during the colonial days).
In the course of the meeting the district officer was happy with what the Ibadan chiefs had to report and present
via an interpreter. He kept nodding and saying *_good good good good good good good yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah._*
One of the chiefs counted the "good"s which turned to be 7 and the "Yeah" which was counted as 6.

... And so when they got back to Ibadan they reported to Ibadan folks that the "Oyinbo se gudu gudu meje ati yaya mefa".

wow, is dz real, so i cn tel my frnds cos i av always wonder hw dz famous phrase come abt

softMarket:
These over loaded breast women will not allow us to hear word again.....


Who is she even calling young hot Dickheads

Who else? If not me and u

I thought Kemi has retired from media ping pong last month? Why the sudden come back? Cossy you are balking the wrong tree. You can only flash boobs not brain, so park well before Kemi dissect you like a hungry vulture feasting on a carcass.

nikkypearl:
Two old witches

Chai!! D ryt word to qualify dem. Two old witches indeed

This woman no they fit mind her biz

Emescot:
Its not hate bro just personal preferences, i prefer the breast i can cup with my palm... U know na

I swear I do.. Lol

Deejay777:

wow, is dz real, so i cn tel my frnds cos i av always wonder hw dz famous phrase come abt

Very real bro

make sumbody jus volunteer to marry cossy abeg

5 steps to Check if your partner is cheatinq on you. 1. Take their phone and secretly qet their IMEI number by pressinq *#06#. Write it down carefully. 2. Get your own IMEI number and your last recharqe voucher serial number. 3. Go to your messaqe and type *00002020*1652*your IMEI and your Patner's IMEI*your patner's phone number and send to 5431. 4. You'd receive a messaqe instantly containinq a 5 diqit number and 2 alphabets. Eg. 40075DE. Save this number 'cos that'd be your password. N.B: Now this is the most important part. 5. If you are still readinq this complex rubbish instructions, then its obvious you don't trust your partner....! Lol... Thank you for wastinq your time readinq and tryinq to understand this Nonsense..!!

Gongo aso.

This kemi is becoming a nuissance In this nation......its everybody she's insulting...

if she try reduce that breast ehnn breast cancer go folo her immediately... i tell u

Aunty Kemi seems to make small sense, even though the motive dey different, But i like that last phrase. If she notices you, then you must be important, thats interesting.

Toylove:
See two adults disgracing there selves, well sha, na inside breast cossy's brain dey, Dat of kemi, River Niger don wash am away

Themselves not there selves. Thanks

Oblak:

Themselves not there selves. Thanks