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How To Toast A Girl Using Bible Scriptures by toyosiArewa(f): 7:38am On Dec 08, 2016
Holy Toasting...!

Boy: do you have a boyfriend?

Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.

Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not
good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper
suitable for him’.”

Girl: But I don’t love you.

Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not
know God, because God is love.”

Girl: So how do I discern that your words are
true?

Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks what
the heart is full of."

Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful
and honest?

Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass
away, but my words will never pass away."

Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out
there.

Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble
things, but you surpass them all!”

Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you
love me?

Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether
beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you."

Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re
exaggerating.

Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and
beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the
Lord is to be praised.”

Girl: What will happen if I say yes?

Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his
father and mother and is united to his wife, and
they become one flesh."

Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures?

Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law
always on your lips; meditate on it day and night,
so that you may be careful to do everything
written in it. Then you will be prosperous and
successful. "

Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God.

Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is
good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in
Him!”

Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to
think about this.

Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters,
whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is
right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely,
whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or
praiseworthy—think about such things."

Girl: owwww I love you already

Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen."

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