"A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with rocks, rocks about 2" in diameter. He then asked the students if the jar was full? They agreed that it was.

So the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas between the rocks. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The students laughed.

The professor picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else.

"Now," said the professor, "I want you to recognise that this is your life. The rocks are the important things - your family, your partner, your health, your children - things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else, the small stuff. If you put the sand into the jar first, there is no room for the pebbles or the rocks."

"The same goes for your life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your partner out dancing. There will always be time to go to work, clean the house, give a dinner party and fix the disposal."

"Take care of the rocks first - the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

But then,

A student then took the jar which the other students and the professor agreed was full, and proceeded to pour in a glass of beer. Of course the beer filled the remaining spaces within the jar making the jar truly full.

The moral of this tale is: no matter how full your life is, there is always room for BEER!"

LOL Nice one

Too long

nice one

@ kunbee
wat has this pharoh guy done to u. his posts are either too long, boring or dry for u. abeg confess or . . . .

Na so she dey always do

2Direct:

Na so she dey always do

Really? I be newbie sha anyway

kody-licky:

nice one

@ kunbee
wat has this pharoh guy done to u. his posts are either too long, boring or dry for u. abeg confess or . . . .

_{Just passing by ooo}

Lol

Yes, Why u dey ask me?

2Direct:

Yes,  Why u dey ask me?

Na you my royal ambassador to Nigeria na  Oya do your Job

Kunbee:

Too long

Get patience sweety Guys must shayo for my party before them start kunbeering na 

Excuse meee, Kumbeering what?

Haha ha ha ha ha.laffs my sexy Arse off.
pharoh nice one u put here.never knew u were into jokes as well.

Thanks for appreciating my joke

2Direct:

Excuse meee, Kumbeering what?  

Kunbee come and answer this question ooo  

romsky:

Pharoh Na Egypt u come from?

Nah , I no come from there.

whitesturd:

Haha ha ha ha ha.laffs my sexy Arse off.
pharoh nice one u put here.never knew u were into jokes as well.

Thanks for laffing  and appreciating unlike that   , i am into jokes ooo but actually a newbie here sha  

msschww

lol

kody-licky:

@ kunbee
wat has this pharoh guy done to u. his posts are either too long, boring or dry for u. abeg confess or . . . .

My sister he knows what he did for me in forum games

2Direct:

Na so she dey always do

Pharoh:

Get patience sweety Guys must shayo for my party before them start kunbeering na 

2Direct:

Excuse meee, Kumbeering what?

Pharoh:

Kunbee come and answer this question ooo  

Which will be

^^ What is kunbee? We don't know so can you educate us? 

Kunbee:

My sister he knows what he did for me in forum games

What did i do remind me na i have short memory

Pharoh:

^^ What is kunbee? We don't know so can you educate us? 

What did i do remind me na i have short memory

Kunbee is a yoruba name meaning plenty or filled up , you need a new brain

Kunbee:

Kunbee is a yoruba name meaning plenty or filled up , you need a new brain

Omg! why don't you add the letter O [/b]at the beginning and remove the last [b]E in the word kunbee before i can believe you

What makes you think i am not yoruba or a Nigerian? LOL

Omodeyi mo was up gan , I am not afraid of your signature as well

Where can i get a new and better brain?

Good question

Watevs oya

Symptom of malaria

Go and see OKO OLOYUN

Why u come dey shout for my ear na?

lol!

When u nor go give garri ijebu a break nko