Admission wahala will not kill people oo,there was this boy who was sent to Lagos from the village by his mother to 'LOOK' for admission.Unfortunately for him,he sat UTME five times but couldn't get admission.One fateful day,he fell sick and called his mother.The ffl. Conversation ensued:
Son:mama won ti admiti mi o(I've been admitted)
Mother:HA!!!!Oluwa seun o (thank God o)
Son:rara o mummy o doctor ni mo ni malaria (no,the doctor says i have malaria)
Mother:ehn ehn so,ise ti won fun e niyen abi,oda ama manage e at least o da ju ko joko si le(ehn ehn is dat the course yo were given,we will manage it, at least its better than nothing)
Son:no o mummy they said i will stay here for two weeks(won ni ma lo ose meji ni bi)
Mother:ehn aa ni gba o,at least o ye ki won Je ki o duro sibe fun bi odun marun nao(no o we won't agree my son,at least they should allow you to stay for 5 years)
............#SON FAINTS#............
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Shey na joke b dis.....u try small sha