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Best Of Ajesity <<<micheal Jackson>>>>this Is It by aje49ja(m): 11:22am On Nov 13, 2009 |
Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song? A: "Don't let your son go down on me." Q: What's Michael Jackson's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Little Boy Blew. Q: What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy? A: "The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!" Q: What did Michael Jackson say when a boy in a car mooned him going down the road? A: "I'll be there!" If you play thriller backwards, you can hear Michael confessing all the names of the boys he touched. That's why it is 14 minutes long. Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite gospel song? A: "And then he touched me" I just bought a new car stereo, When you shout out "Soul", it plays soul music. When you shout out "Rock", it plays rock music. Some kids ran in front of my car, and I shouted "fucking kids!", and it played Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson's found a way to stymie that L.A. search warrant: He's invited Lorena Bobbitt over. Q: How do we know Michael is guilty? A: Several children have fingered him. Q: How will MJ pay off his old boyfriends? A: Liquefy some assets. Q: Why doesn't Micheal have orgasms? A: The big payoff comes a couple of months later. Q: Why does Michael like children so much? A: He knows how they feel. Q: How did Michael get in trouble? A: He was feeling a little Randy. Q: How is Michael dealing with his problems? A: He's holding his own. Q: How are Michael's friends dealing with the problem? A: They're all standing behind him. Q: What psychological problem does Michael still suffer from? A: Anal retention. Q: How is Michael now? A: Feeling a little crotchety. Q: Why does Micheal Jackson like to lose foot races to little boys? A: He likes to come in a little behind. Q: What was the big break in the Micheal Jackson molestation case? A: A doctor did a rectal exam of one of the boys bringing charges and found , a white glove. Q: What is the most difficult thing to get out of little boys underwear? A: Michael Jackson's makeup! Q: Why is Michael Jackson addicted to pain killers? A: To stop him from going OW! OW! OW! Q: How does Michael Jackson keep his youth? A: Pizza and Nintendo. Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?? A: He thought it was a delivery service. Q: Where does Michael Jackson go to find a date? A: Boys 'R Us. Q: What does Michael call an orgy? A: A fruit salad. Q: What makes Michael Jackson so unique? A: It's the little boy inside him. Q: Did you know that Michael Jackson just turned 35? A: Yeah, but he still feels like a 13 year old. Q: What do Michael and Gaylord Perry have in common? A: Both have held lots of wet balls in their hands. Q: Who was the unmanned recon airplane the Predator named for? A: Michael Jackson. Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs? A: A Michael Jackson slumber party. Q: What's "black-white" and purple? A: Michael Jackson's dick after a slumber party with a bunch of 6 year olds. Q: How do you know when it's bedtime at the Jackson residence? A: When the big hand touches the little hand, Q: What is Michael Jackson's favorite game to play at night? A: Hide the pickle in the pajamas. Q: What child's game does Michael NOT allow to be played at his Neverland ranch? A: Got your nose! Put it back! Q: What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? A: They both like a little crack now and then. Q: Why did Michael Jackson Check into the Betty Ford clinic? A: To get over his 11 year crack habit. Q: Why does Michael really need to go to rehab? A: He's a crack addict. Q: What did Michael Jackson say when he got back to Neverland Ranch from drug rehab? A: You know, I feel like a new boy! Q: Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? A: He's tired of all the cracks. Q: What's the first problem the Michael's child will have in life? A: Figuring out which parent is his mother. Q: What happens when Michael talks about sex? A: It's all very tongue in cheek. Q: What's sex like for Michael? A: Child's Play. Q: What's the difference between a plastic grocery bag and Michael Jackson? A: Well, one's an artificial piece of trash that can harm little children, and the other is used to hold groceries. Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a refrigerator? A: A fridge doesn't toot after you take your meat out of it! Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a microwave? A: A microwave won't brown your meat! Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? A: Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen. Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper? A: One is pale and scares kids and the other is a friendly ghost. Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a ghost? A: One is completely white and has a scary face. The other is a supernatural being. Q: What's the difference between Michael and Connie Chung? A: Michael's been able to have kids. Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Richard Nixon? A: One was a consummate asshole, the other a consummated asshole. Q: What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years? A: Michael Jackson. Q: Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping? A: So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians! Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book? A: It's called "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing". Q: What's Michael's favorite Canadian TV show? A: The Kids in the Hall. Q: What will they call Michael's new TV series? A: Anus and Andy. Q: Why has Michael been appearing on children's shows lately? A: He has a lot to plug. Q: Why was Michael Jackson late for the circus? A: He couldn't get the stains out of his clown suit. Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson and Tonya Harding have decided to begin training racehorses together? A: Yeah, she's gonna do all the handicapping and he's gonna ride all the three-year-olds! Q: What do second place race horses and Michael Jackson have in common? A: They both come in a little behind. Q: What do Michael Jackson and Willie Shoemaker have in common? A: Both ride 4 year olds. Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Mick Dittman? A: Mick Dittman DOES have a license to ride 4 year olds. Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a racing jockey? A: A jockey can mount three year olds legally. Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing? A: The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out. Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and the PLO? A: The PLO pulled out of Jordan. Q: What do Micheal Jackson and Saddam Hussein have in common? A: They both pulled out of Jordan. Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson? A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi! Q: Have you heard about the foundation that Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor have started? A: It's called the Ignited Negro College Fund. Q: Why's Michael cutting down on public appearances? A: He wants to spend more time with the kids. Q: Who's happy when Michael Jackson gets a boy to stay over? A: Bubbles. Q: Why did Michael Jackson cross the road? A: He saw someone blowing bubbles and thought he'd join in. Q: Heard about Michael Jackson's new songs? A: I'm forever blowing bubbles! Q: Why is Michael Jackson's album new entitled "Bad"? A: Because he couldn't spell "Pathetic". Q: Why was Michael Jackson grounded? A: He was "Bad". Q: What did Michael Jackson do when his hair caught on fire? A: He "Beat-it!" Q: How do we know Michael Jackson is ready to release another album? A: He has a lot of stuff in the can. Q: Who will Michael record his next album with? A: Les Brown. Q: Which chips does Michael Jackson like to munch on? A: O'Boysies. Q: Where does Michael Jackson write his songs for the kids? A: In his tanning salon. Q: How do you neuter Michael Jackson? A: Give him spiked gloves and tell him to sing a song. Q: What do any of the Mets have in common with Michael Jackson? A: They all wear one glove for no apparent reason. Q: Where is Michael Jackson's other glove? A: In Brooke Shields' pants. Q: What would you call Michael Jackson if he slept with another 20 or 30 young boys? A: Monsigneur. Q: How will they ensure that Michael gets a thorough body search? A: Hire a Catholic priest to do it. Q: What do Michael and Catholic school nuns have in common? A: Both are a pain in the ass to kids. Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a proctologist? A: A proctologist doesn't pay for the assholes he's poked around in. Q: Why did Pepsi sign up Michael Jackson for their ads? A: Because he likes the taste of a new generation. Q: Why did Pepsi fire Michael Jackson? A: Because he was caught sucking on a Squirt!! Q: Why did Michael Jackson fail to renew his contract with Pepsi? A: Because he found out that the main ingredient was Bubbles! Q: Why did Michael Jackson put cheese on his willy? A: Because kids will do anything for the taste of Dairy Lea! Q: What do Michael Jackson and broccoli have in common? A: Both are force fed to little boys. Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson marrying Lisa-Marie Presley? A: If Elvis were dead, he'd turn over in his grave. Q: What did Elvis say after seeing Michael and Lisa Marie on television? A: "Boy, that's a relief. I though she married a black guy!" Q: What did Lisa Marie Presley say to Michael Jackson when he popped her the question? A: "Yes, I'll marry you. But promise me one thing, NO KIDS!" Q: What was Michael Jackson thinking about on his wedding night? A: Hmmm, now Lisa-Marie can give me a little boy of my own. Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley? A: About two dress sizes!!! Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen? A: Got two fives for a ten? Michael Jackson first wanted to look like Diana Ross, then a white person, now he wants to be A ROMAN CATHOLIC PRIEST. |
Re: Best Of Ajesity <<<micheal Jackson>>>>this Is It by chioya(f): 10:03pm On Nov 15, 2009 |
@poster hes late wat else do u want from him |
Re: Best Of Ajesity <<<micheal Jackson>>>>this Is It by Dunddy(m): 11:23pm On Nov 15, 2009 |
i wonder |
Re: Best Of Ajesity <<<micheal Jackson>>>>this Is It by aje49ja(m): 3:39pm On Nov 16, 2009 |
MMMMMMMMMMH JUST FOR FUN OK AM ALSO IS FAN MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMh MJ KING OF POP FOR EVER |
Re: Best Of Ajesity <<<micheal Jackson>>>>this Is It by Nobody: 3:23pm On Dec 12, 2009 |
@poster, need to start searching for a life, you need it. @topic, This is it fast becoming my favorite 1,2,3,4 This is it, Here I stand I’m to light up the world I'll feel grand Got this love, I can feel And I know, Yes for sure It is real And it feels as though I’ve seen your face one thousand times And you said you really know me too yourself And I know that you have got addicted with you eyes But you say you’re gonna leave it for yourself Oh I never heard a single word about you Falling in love wasn’t my plan I never thought that I would be your lover Come on baby just understand |
Re: Best Of Ajesity <<<micheal Jackson>>>>this Is It by shayoor(f): 4:59pm On Dec 12, 2009 |
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