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WARRI, ENERHREN - Not wanting to appear selfish or tagged greedy, local man, Pius reportedly invited his friend over a hot plate of jolllof rice but silently kept praying he will say "No, thank you".

However,Pius' biggest fears were confirmed when the said friend - without even allowing him to finish the sentence - dived straight-away into the meal like a vicious hyena.

"I made a very big mistake, I shouldn't have taken such a big risk. This was Daniel for Christ's sake, he was always gonna say yes. Gosh! What was I even thinking?" lamented a broken, emotional Pius who explained that the meal was his only for the day.

"I should have just manned-up and continued eating while he swallowed his saliva. He is such a greedy, shameless long throat" cussed, Pius who said despite waiting to make sure all his family members and other visiting guests were present in the sitting room before inviting his friend, the shameless idiot still honoured the invitation like nobody was there.

According to Pius, the most painful part was how his friend - who just finished eating at his house not too long ago but still had the audacity to join him - kept cracking silly dry jokes throughout the meal and was forced to fake a laugh all through like everything was ok. The pretense, however, was said to have been almost short-lived when pius began displaying flashes of anger after his friend started picking all the fish from the jollof, but stopped after noticing the sudden change in behaviour from Pius and calm was restored.


At press time, his elder sister confirmed that a dazed Pius who is still yet to recover from the unfortunate incident, is seriously reconsidering the friendship when to everyone's shock and disbelief, the person he calls best-friend devoured the meal with him, all the way to the very last surviving grain.

http://www.klibpaper.com/2016/12/Man-silently-praying-friend-says-no-thank-you-to-meal-of-Jollof-rice.html