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The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Marhoski(m): 7:54am On Nov 15, 2009
yeah, its da kings mind. There were two young guys strolling along the road and suddenly one of em told the other, why did the chicken cross the road??! Nd he replied jst yesterday a toad crossed the road. grin
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Dunddy(m): 9:00am On Nov 15, 2009
must yu talk?
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Marhoski(m): 9:40am On Nov 15, 2009
dundy i must yan, who u be??
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Dunddy(m): 5:29pm On Nov 15, 2009
pity.
sad
better for a dog to bark!
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Pharoh: 6:49pm On Nov 15, 2009
The topic does not rhyme with the thread na
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Dunddy(m): 6:53pm On Nov 15, 2009
beta person.
rhyme am jor.
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Pharoh: 7:23pm On Nov 15, 2009
Why Did Marhoski Cross The Road?

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Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Dunddy(m): 7:38pm On Nov 15, 2009
cos his N1 coin was lost!
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Marhoski(m): 8:04pm On Nov 15, 2009
dundy kini big deal, u a big fish! Nd u i post it coz e no make sense.
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Pharoh: 8:16pm On Nov 15, 2009
Marhoski:

dundy kini big deal, u a big fish! Nd u i post it coz e no make sense.

Na joke section we dey so make we laugh no vex guy. cheesy

Dunddy:

cos his N1 coin was lost!

I think say the frog swallow the coin yesterday. grin
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Marhoski(m): 8:20pm On Nov 15, 2009
oh 2 vs 1 u two fools go suck each odas dick
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Pharoh: 8:57pm On Nov 15, 2009
Marhoski:

oh 2 vs 1 u two fools go suck each odas privates

On the other side of the road abi cheesy
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Dunddy(m): 10:52pm On Nov 15, 2009
Pharoh:



I think say the frog swallow the coin yesterday. grin

and anaconda com chop d frog. grin
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Marhoski(m): 10:58pm On Nov 15, 2009
make i pity 4 una. Anyway i hold no grudge against u guys. Just for the fun of it.
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Pharoh: 11:11pm On Nov 15, 2009
Grudge against me? grin Na me swallow your lost coin? cheesy

Marhoski:

make i pity 4 una. Anyway i hold no grudge against u guys. Just for the fun of it.

Good you know so join us in the joke and yab us too, we are all brothers. smiley
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Dunddy(m): 11:34pm On Nov 15, 2009
okay marhor just between me and u.
let's gerrit over with - brother wink

but still u no go fit get day coin again o. grin
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Pharoh: 11:43pm On Nov 15, 2009
I hear say na him last coin be that ooo sad sad

Even crocodile dey laugh am when him dey cry grin
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Dunddy(m): 12:04am On Nov 16, 2009
eehyah!
sorry oh.
lol
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Kunbee: 12:34am On Nov 16, 2009
undecided undecided
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Abbygyal(f): 1:45am On Nov 16, 2009
avery stupid joke i must say. . . .keep up the useless work tongue
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Marhoski(m): 6:53am On Nov 16, 2009
aby u are too dull to realize that i didnt mean it to be a hilarious joke. And dundy and pharoh i gat pounds, dollers and naira, if u want some let me know. Ok i understand just for fun we are brothers. U two gays dont have to display ur act here. Common pussy iz sweet (bt nt the soured ones like ur fat mumsis own) u faggerfuckers!
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Pharoh: 8:25am On Nov 16, 2009
Guy we deal with precious stones, gold and got fleet of airplanes, ships, cars and high speed trains. We run the economy all over the world and we never thought we could reach this level. Investments and choice properties in all major cities of the world so what could we do with your sorry pounds, naira and dollars coins grin grin grin.

We told you before your sorry dollar, pounds and naira coin was swallowed by a frog so stop boasting and lets throw some money at yah on the other side of the road grin grin cheesy cheesy tongue tongue

Omg! are you going gay? shocked tongue grin, oh sorry you don't have coins to pay for the cheapest prostitutes anymore lol grin grin cheesy cheesy

Don't cross that road just come and beg for some help, we love humble beggars grin grin
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by kodylicky(f): 8:32am On Nov 16, 2009
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Pharoh: 9:53am On Nov 16, 2009
kody-licky:



Very stupid joke i guess? cheesy

The poster is looking for his lost coin at the other side of the road. grin
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by aristole(m): 10:24am On Nov 16, 2009
insanity in some peeps that appear sane. An INSANE post
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by jaggy(f): 10:47am On Nov 16, 2009
this guy not only can't read (it's JOKES section), he tells really awful jokes too. And rather go with the flow and just join in the yabis take shame cover face, he gets really lousy with insults. Y r u in this section if u have absolutely no sense of humour? the replies on this page are real funny and u kept trying to ruin it!! poor beggar.

real sori abt that coin sha, God with provide grin
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by jaggy(f): 10:48am On Nov 16, 2009
this guy not only can't read (it's JOKES section), he tells really awful jokes too. And rather than go with the flow and just join in the yabis take shame cover face, he gets really lousy with insults. Y r u in this section if u have absolutely no sense of humour? the replies on this page are real funny and u kept trying to ruin it!! poor beggar.

real sori abt that coin sha, God with provide grin
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Pharoh: 11:07am On Nov 16, 2009
^^ Humor ke when his only coin is lost on the other side of the road grin

So you are the one he is begging for dollar, pounds and naira coins hence his boasting to us, grin omashe ooo cheesy
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by jaggy(f): 11:09am On Nov 16, 2009
LOL, na wa oh!! e try search the almajiris (aboki beggars) wey dey the other side? e fit no be the frog wey swallow the coin oh!!
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Pharoh: 11:13am On Nov 16, 2009
Insha Allah i doubt if he will try that with the almajiris grin, because he would have been on his way to heaven grin

Can't you see him? grin he is the one wearing that rag tagged khaki shirt on the other side of the road lol cheesy
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by jaggy(f): 11:15am On Nov 16, 2009
seriaas i thot that was just a funky almajiri!!!
Re: The Best Joke Of 2009! A Must Listen! by Pharoh: 11:21am On Nov 16, 2009
Nah . . . grin It is now 47 days and night searching no success grin so he is almost like one of the almajiris standing on the other side of the road lol grin cheesy grin

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