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Nigerians In Heaven by olaolu20: 9:57am On Dec 19, 2016
I love Nigeria comment here if you are proud of 9ja.
I've been laughing since I got this joke.....but are we really this
bad? Hmmmmm listen
ANGELS: Father! We are tired of these Nigerians in heaven.
GOD: What have they done this time?
ANGEL: Everything! They don't listen to instructions. They don't
obey traffic rules. They
don't wait for their turn in anything. They are completely
reckless!
GOD: Then we better send them to hell!
(Calls the Devil). Hello..
SATAN: Hello my creator and master, pls call me later. There's
an issue I'm trying to resolve.
Ten (10) minutes later:
GOD: Hello Lucifer.
SATAN: Your Lordship my father! I'll call you back.
The issue has turned into a crisis ooo!
An hour later:
SATAN: Hello?
GOD: What's going on over there?
SATAN: It's the Nigerians I have with me in hell oooo!
(He stammers),they... they... they have quenched the fire in hell
and installed air conditioner. I don't know how they did it ooo this Nigerians are another thing ooo ah, please help me ask them to live my kingdom ooo.
Don't laugh alone...
Re: Nigerians In Heaven by Thebrightest(m): 12:32pm On Dec 19, 2016
OK

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