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After Reading This, You Won't Argue With A Science Student by Nobody: 1:54am On Dec 24, 2016
Never Joke with Science Students Science Student Can Prove Anything For 10 Marks
Question : Prove : PAPA = MAMA
Education Student :” Out Of Course”
Art Student: ”No Way”
Commerce Student: ”Cannot Be Proved”
but…..
Science Student: Its Simple
Solution
As we know,
Pressure(P)= Force/Area
i.e P = F/A
∴F = PA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅ (i)
Now ,aacording to Newtons 2nd law of Motion,
Force(F) = Mass(M) × Acceleration(A)
i.e F =MA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅(ii)
From equation (i) and (ii)
PA = MA
Squaring both sides
(PA)² = (MA)²
∴ PAPA = MAMA
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Re: After Reading This, You Won't Argue With A Science Student by Idydarling(f): 3:58am On Dec 24, 2016
*yawns* too dry abeg next!

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Re: After Reading This, You Won't Argue With A Science Student by Nobody: 7:04am On Dec 24, 2016
sirdamis:
Never Joke with Science Students Science Student Can Prove Anything For 10 Marks
Question : Prove : PAPA = MAMA
Education Student :” Out Of Course”
Art Student: ”No Way”
Commerce Student: ”Cannot Be Proved”
but…..
Science Student: Its Simple
Solution
As we know,
Pressure(P)= Force/Area
i.e P = F/A
∴F = PA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅ (i)
Now ,aacording to Newtons 2nd law of Motion,
Force(F) = Mass(M) × Acceleration(A)
i.e F =MA ⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅⋅(ii)
From equation (i) and (ii)
PA = MA
Squaring both sides
(PA)² = (MA)²
∴ PAPA = MAMA
Visit www.brislink..com for others..

Lovely

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Re: After Reading This, You Won't Argue With A Science Student by LordIsaac(m): 8:56am On Dec 24, 2016
Wow....kai....we are truly gurus at proving things we will never use in our lifetime, things already proved; this is evident in our inability to invent anything and importing everything!
Re: After Reading This, You Won't Argue With A Science Student by explicite(m): 9:05am On Dec 24, 2016
Idydarling:
*yawns* too dry abeg next!
by there comments u shall know them.

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Re: After Reading This, You Won't Argue With A Science Student by Sibrah: 10:11am On Dec 24, 2016
Idydarling:
*yawns* too dry abeg next!
? ? ? Have u eaten today?

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Re: After Reading This, You Won't Argue With A Science Student by tollyboy5(m): 12:05pm On Dec 24, 2016
That's lovely
Re: After Reading This, You Won't Argue With A Science Student by joyeuxone: 12:31pm On Dec 24, 2016
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Re: After Reading This, You Won't Argue With A Science Student by babyfaceafrica: 12:32pm On Dec 24, 2016
No one cares
Re: After Reading This, You Won't Argue With A Science Student by Cletus77(m): 10:05pm On Dec 24, 2016
Idydarling:
*yawns* too dry abeg next!
Art student spotted
Re: After Reading This, You Won't Argue With A Science Student by Cletus77(m): 10:08pm On Dec 24, 2016
babyfaceafrica:
No one cares
we science students care
Re: After Reading This, You Won't Argue With A Science Student by ColdHeatt: 11:30pm On Dec 24, 2016
A for Area; same A for Acceleration? Not ingenious bro.

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