School Group Photo...........
Headmaster to Photographer: N20 is too much. There are 2000 students, Charge Only N10 its sufficient!!
Headmaster To Teachers "Please tell all the Kids to Bring N30 each - for their Group Photo tomorrow.
Teacher In Class to Kids: "Listen, all of you must Get N50 from home tomorrow for the photoshoot!!
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Kids Discuss : These teachers are taking us for a ride, each photo is only N20. With the balance, they will order snacks & samosas & all have a Party and we get nothing!! There is No Honesty Nowadays!!
At home-
The Naughty Kid : Mom, The Teachers have asked Us to Get N100 each for the Group Class Photo!! .. . .
Mom : N100??!!
This is Robbery !! Haba! Just Wait, I'll have To get it from Dad
Mom To Dad : Are You Listening? These school People have Gone Mad. They want N200 from each kid for the Group Photo! Ridicoulous!!
NOW where Will this Corruption End??

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