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Naija We Hail Thee by Elgaxton(m): 10:50am On Nov 19, 2009
NIGERIANS NA WA!

A family in Nigeria was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the USA , sent by their sister. The tiny corpse was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin that their mother's face was practically touching the glass
cover.

When they opened the coffin, they found a letter from their sister pinned to their mother's chest, which read:

Dearest brothers and sisters,

I am sending you our mother's remains for burial in Lagos . Sorry I couldn't come along as the expenses were so high. You will find inside the coffin, under Mama's body, 12 cans of Libby's corned beef and12 cans of Luncheon Meat. Just divide it amongst yourselves.


On Mama's feet is a brand-new pair of Reeboks (size cool for Junior. There are four pairs of Reeboks under Mama's head for Tunde's sons. Mama is wearing six Ralph Lauren T-shirts - one is for Dayo, Roy and the rest are for my nephews. Mama is also wearing one dozen Wonder Bras (your favourite), just divide them among yourselves. The 2 dozen Victoria 's Secret panties that Mama is wearing should be distributed among my nieces and cousins.


Mama is also wearing eight Dockers pants - James, please get one for yourself and the rest are for the boys. The Swiss watch you asked for is on Mama's left wrist, please get it.

Aunty Ronke, Mama is wearing what you asked for - earrings, rings and a necklace; please take them. Also, the six pairs of Chanel stockings that Mama is wearing must be divided among the teen-age girls there. I hope they like the colours.

Your loving sister,

Nene

P.S. Please take care of finding a nice dress for Mama for her burial. (YOU MAY GO TO ORILE OR YABA FOR A CHEAP OKRIKA, )

In case you need anything that I may have forgotten, please let me know as UNCLE IS NOT FEELING TOO WELL
Re: Naija We Hail Thee by 2Direct(m): 10:55am On Nov 19, 2009
Hahahaha wicked yoruba woman
Re: Naija We Hail Thee by Kunbee: 1:18am On Nov 20, 2009
Hmmmm stingy ass cool
Re: Naija We Hail Thee by 2Direct(m): 6:14am On Nov 20, 2009
Huh talking to me?
Re: Naija We Hail Thee by aristole(m): 12:57pm On Nov 21, 2009
What goes around ;comes around men! Very simple.She's gonna die as well now.Law of Kamal.
Re: Naija We Hail Thee by 2Direct(m): 5:01pm On Nov 21, 2009
u don dey talk as if u soji abi?
Re: Naija We Hail Thee by Kunbee: 11:26pm On Nov 25, 2009
2Direct:

Huh talking to me?


No i was referring to the joke

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