i woke one morning,i was kinda feeling hungry but there was no matches to light the stove,i bought the matches on reaching my house i tried to open the door i locked instead of me to bring out my keys i brought out the matches struck it and inserted it were i was suppose to put the key i was, wondering why the door was still locked only realise i was suppose use keys. i was just laughing at my jonsing you can also share yours.