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14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by donogaga(m): 5:41pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
Whoever thinks things don’t change the minute someone gets married is completely wrong. It may not show straight away, but over time things definitely start shifting. People start getting comfortable with each other (which isn’t necessarily a bad thing) and forget the spark that made them feel the need to get married in the first place. Married life is different from your imagination as a bachelor. These hilarious truths about married life are pretty accurate and maybe your marriage is nothing like this, which is a given, but some people will definitely be able to relate. 1. Say goodbye to all the saving hat you’ve been doing till now What’s hers is hers and what’s yours is also hers! 3 Likes
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Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by donogaga(m): 5:43pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
2. Sharing is caring! So is marking your territory.
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Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by donogaga(m): 5:45pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
3. If you’re going to look, don’t get caught. You don’t want to be caught by a camera especially on your wedding day, the beginning of your married life.
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Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by donogaga(m): 5:47pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
4. Husbands are full of jokes. Sometimes his humor can land him on the couch for the night. 4 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by donogaga(m): 5:48pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
5. Some men will forever need a mommy. You never knew this would happen. But you chose this married life. Are you up for the challenge?
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Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by donogaga(m): 5:49pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
6. Thou shalt never tell her she looks fat. It’s amazing that some men still haven’t figured this out. 1 Like 1 Share
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Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by donogaga(m): 5:50pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
7. Some marriages never change. Just throw a couple kids in the mix and that’s the secret of your perfect married life.
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Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by IncredibleJoe(m): 5:50pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
No 1 tho.. |
Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by BlackDBagba: 5:51pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by Theyveedo(m): 5:52pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by Mrjo(m): 5:52pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
I dont knw u ar joking |
Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by Brymo: 5:56pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
“To find someone who will love you for no reason, and to shower that person with reasons, that is the ultimate happiness.” -Robert Brault 6 Likes |
Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by niggi4life(m): 5:57pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
Kinda funny but true |
Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by Nobody: 5:58pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
donogaga: This one is so true, Amongst newly wed couples i have seen, Women never spend their own money. They spend yours until you start to complain. 2 Likes |
Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by donogaga(m): 5:58pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
8. Things that made you a gentleman before? well, you got comfortable so there’s no being a gentleman now. Also, try complaining about it in the morning. We dare you. Perks of having a married life. 1 Like
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Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by donogaga(m): 6:00pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
9. Now you’re naturally going to ignore the farts. Your spouse has nothing to hide now that you’re legally bound to each other. Enjoy your married life keeping no secrets. 5 Likes 2 Shares
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Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by donogaga(m): 6:01pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
10. Women think their husbands are incapable of grocery shopping. You might think your husband is too lazy to go to the grocery store with you or when he goes alone he isn’t able to figure out what and how to do. In reality, it’s genius. They hope you will never ask them to do it again, one important thing to note in your married life.
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Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by Oblitz(m): 6:03pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
✈ true ✈ |
Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by donogaga(m): 6:04pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
11. “I’ll be ready in five” This five can mean five hours or even days but never minutes. Don’t bother confronting her about it unless you want to delay your departure even more. This is the case in a relationship too but it gets more serious in a married life. 3 Likes 1 Share
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Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by donogaga(m): 6:05pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
12. Spending so much time together means getting on each other’s nerves is bound to happen. You will also enjoy every minute of your married-life annoying each other. 1 Like
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Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by donogaga(m): 6:06pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
13. We are both equal. No, you’ve got it all wrong! she’s the boss no matter what she says to your face or what you think about your married life. 4 Likes 1 Share
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Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by donogaga(m): 6:08pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
14. “Things won’t ever change between us” Whoever thinks things don’t change the minute someone gets married is completely wrong. Married life is not what it looks from the outside. It may not show straight away, but over time things definitely start shifting. http://sarcasmlol.com/2016/12/22/married-life-truth-facts/4/ 1 Like
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Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by carzola(m): 6:29pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
Women... Fear them 3 Likes |
Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by Lolaabokoku(f): 8:25pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
So true.. Happy new year in advance cc lalasticlala |
Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by bukatyne(f): 8:35pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
Hilarious thread. Keep following. ... I am not made to be folded; You have eaten yours, go away |
Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by Familyfirst: 10:11pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
donogaga:funny,but truth I read something like this on www.familyparliament.com |
Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by Familyfirst: 10:12pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
donogaga:Marriage need not be a bondage I learnt this on www.familyparliament.com forum |
Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by sexymoma(f): 10:22pm On Dec 30, 2016 |
Sex before marriage: every weekend Sex after marriage: thrice in a year, Easter, wedding anniversary, Christmas...then if the hubby is lucky on his birthday..probably. 2 Likes |
Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by Nobody: 12:58am On Dec 31, 2016 |
sexymoma: This, coming from a Married woman . Mehn i'm really scared of marriage right now. I rather stay unmarried. 1 Like |
Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by sexymoma(f): 7:38am On Dec 31, 2016 |
truthsayer007:who and where did you see that I'm married... Omo na Wetin i dey see around me ni oo 2 Likes |
Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by Nobody: 9:44am On Dec 31, 2016 |
sexymoma: the way you comment on thread like you're married with kids, hehehe |
Re: 14 Truths About Married Life Nobody Will Ever Tell You About! by sexymoma(f): 10:16am On Dec 31, 2016 |
truthsayer007:nah |
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