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MY Prophecy 2017 by goshen26: 9:26am On Jan 03, 2017 |
This one every pastor de prophesy/predict 2017 make me self join :2017 PROPHECIES FROM ME: If any of these prophecies does not come to pass before the end of the year, then I am not a man of God. 1. There shall be 28 days in the month of February. 2. Any car with an empty tank shall be immobile. 3. If you don't have any money in your account, you won't be able to withdraw. 4. Tell any candidate that misses their exams that they won't have any result. 5. Every woman delivered of just a baby shall have either a boy or a girl. 6. If you don't subscribe you won't be able to watch your cable TV. 7. The volume of your urine shall be a function of your water intake. 8. The moment you eat this year, your hunger shall disappear. 9. A new president shall be sworn-in in the US. 10. Nollywood shall produce hundreds of meaningless movies this year. 11. Many undergraduates shall make a lot of A's in their courses. 12. There shall be different reactions/responses to these prophetic declarations. I repeat, if these prophecies do not come to pass, then I am not a man of God! Happy New Year. |
Re: MY Prophecy 2017 by omaolowo(m): 9:57am On Jan 03, 2017 |
Very nice! My brother ride on. Your "predictions" sound more logical than some other "Men of God's" |
Re: MY Prophecy 2017 by giftedheart1(m): 10:11am On Jan 03, 2017 |
Prophet, there shall be many snake posts on nairaland...
Many girls shall be deceived.... inplace of MMM, FFF will come |
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