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2017 Prophecies by Oloniyan(m): 9:22pm On Jan 04, 2017
So far all the prophets have made their prophecies this year, here are My Prophecies for 2017
1. Rain will fall.
2. Sun will shine.
3. Super Eagles will play at the World Cup qualifier this year.
4. Some people will die.
5. Haters will hate
6. November will come IMMEDIATELY after October so please
prepare.
7. Dangote will make more money.
8. Car manufacturers will release new cars
9. Your Bank, Mobile Service provider & Fraudsters will
collaborate to send you useless SMS!!
10. Many Rams would be slaughtered during the muslim
festival of Ileya
11. Many chickens would be slaughtered again in december.
12. Disco/Genco/ nepa will continue to bring bills for darkness
13. Wedding will take place every Saturday
14. Many Muslims will observe Jummat every Friday
15. Many Christians will worship on Sundays
16. Babies will be born everyday
17. Naming ceremonies will be held lavishly.
18. Dollars will rise more
19. Students will graduate from school
20. Samsung and iPhone will make new phone
s this year
21. Confederation cup will be played in Russia
22. One team will win UCL
23. MMM will unfrozen it's mavros
If any of this does not come to pass,
MAKE I BAFF NAKED FOR BATHROOM:|

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Re: 2017 Prophecies by ayobase(m): 9:26pm On Jan 04, 2017
Toooh!
At least, one can reason with these ones here.
Re: 2017 Prophecies by Oloniyan(m): 9:31pm On Jan 04, 2017
ayobase:
Toooh!
At least, one can reason with these ones here.
Abi naw grin grin

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