An Ekiti Doctor could not find a job after graduation and so decided to open a clinic and puts a sign post outside
'GET TREATMENT FOR
20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k.
An Ijebu Lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic...
Ijebu Lawyer:
"I have lost my sense of taste"
Ekiti Doctor:
"Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"
Ijebu Lawyer:
"Ugh..this is kerosene"
Ekiti Doctor:
"Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k"
The annoyed Ijebu Lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...
Ijebu Lawyer:
"I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"
Ekiti Doctor:
"Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"
Ijebu Lawyer (annoyed):
"This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"
Ekiti Doctor:
"Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k"
The fuming Ijebu Lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.
Ijebu Lawyer:
"My eyesight has become very weak"
Ekiti Doctor:
"Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k"
The Ijebu Lawyer (staring at the cash):
"But this is 20k,
not 100k"
Ekiti Doctor:
"Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k"
You can't beat an Ekiti man.