RB007:

Joshkid:
Call

Got a Call one Sunday morning like that and the girl said this is 'Mercy'... I was like I don't know you and she started raining all sort of abuse and insult on me that I've scammed her and God will repay my deeds...

*modified*

Maybe na one guy wey knack am give am wrong number

Naughtytboy:
My puffy pussy is wet getting ready for u, the funniest thing was the text was from TrapQueen of nairaland,, she later apologized she intended sending it to Estharfabian

Xaddy:
The other day, Obama called me and said he was coming for me. I knew the number was strange because my phone went dark when I received the call. I could also hear Joe Biden grunting in the background, it was so eerie... I sha told Obama that IDGAF he could come and get me... Next thing I knew, I woke up inside gutter

That was the day I stopped drinking HERO....

donholy28:
Every wrong number is 90% likely to be a Hausa person on the line

cornel994:
I can relate to dat. Once got a call on sunday morning, d lady was raining abuses on me wen I asked wat d matta was, she said I stole her bag of recharge card worth 40k on friday, asked wer she was she said lagos...I just kuku d laff, hw I one take leave calabar to go snatck 40k worth of airtime in 1 day and half

oluwafreshkid:
It was during this last Bournemouth vs Arsenal game, I called my sis to say I'll be coming home late o

"Hello bukky"
She: "hello who's this?"
Me: " help you tell mum ill be home late o"
She: "which mum? Please who's this? "
Me: I was confused faa.... 'is this bukky?'
She: "yes this is bukky, what do you want?"
Me: "Haba, bukky akingbola?" (name changed)
She: yes this is bukky akingbola
Me: shuo! Bukky akingbola, fresh's sister? It's me na ur bro...
She: my bro is sleeping o, you have dialled wrong number.

We're friends now sha... she bears same name and surname as my sister.

RB007:


Call
I once got a call from a man with an Hausa Accent "Salamalekun! Salamalekun!....Kabiru!...Hallo...Kabir....." I just hanged up



Text
I once got a text message that "my BVN has not been done and my account will be blocked" ...and the funny thing was i just completed my BVN two days earlier

Share yours

alexiej:


Wow!! That's amazing! Maybe the sim registration thing sorta linked their details/numbers

Naughtytboy:
My puffy pussy is wet getting ready for u, the funniest thing was the text was from TrapQueen of nairaland,, she later apologized she intended sending it to Estharfabian

Estharfabian:



Roger that!

wellmax:
I got a text from a 'sister' from fellowship. It reads
You idiot, I'm done with you. All you want from me is bl0w job. You and that you small kini. Let me tell you, no more s3x , no more bj, that what you gonna miss, yo useless asshole.

I know the text wasn't for me, but to think that our dear sister is into all this amazed me.

She call me tire, I no gree pick.
Later she sent a SMS saying 'sorry that text was a mistake, a friend wanted to use my phone to sms her boyfriend. Please delete it. '

I was like story for the gods. Till today she avoids me like a plague.

nkemdi89:
I purchased a new Mtn line only for different people to start calling me that I should return the phone back to the owner, someone once called me from Abuja and was throwing tantrum that I didn't clear his uncle at the airport, while I was busy apologising ,he later called back to apologise. The worst is my twin who intentionally gives out my number to people who she doesn't have interest in, there is no way I can convinced them that its a wrong number.

RB007:

oluwafreshkid:


It's Facebook sync feature o...
I synced my lumia with my Facebook acc, and searched for "bukky" on my contacts.... I came up with her name.
Lol.
#uptosomething sha

talktonase:
Swithrt aftral we hv bin tru i dnt bliv u will brok my hart in2 pieses llik dis...

weblord1900:
Hausa and wrong number

bjhaid:
Hausas are fond of diallin wrong numbers

nkemdi89:
I purchased a new Mtn line only for different people to start calling me that I should return the phone back to the owner, someone once called me from Abuja and was throwing tantrum that I didn't clear his uncle at the airport, while I was busy apologising ,he later called back to apologise. The worst is my twin who intentionally gives out my number to people who she doesn't have interest in, there is no way I can convinced them that its a wrong number.