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Assuming by zoneboy: 9:35am On Jan 08, 2017 |
Assuming u heard a knock on ur door...and u wanted to stand up to open the door....in d process of standing up,u hit ur leg on the table beside ur bed and fell down...while trying to stand u kicked the bucket of water dat was right under your bed..the bucket of water emptied in yur room..as u wanted to pick up the bucket...due to d moisture of d floor..u slipped off and this tym hit d shelf of books which all ur books droped into d water...the shelf deflected u and u landed on d bucket of water u were boiling with boiler...it shocked u mercilessly... Throwing u up and down.. While it was throwing u up and down ur left hand mistakenly hit ur 44 inches plasma t.v...and ur infinixzero4 was charging right under d t.v.. The t.v fell on ur phone.. And d both got destroyed.. Then u stood up to open d door cos d person was still knocking.... You open the door and you hear... Hello Where's your Nepa Bill? Please react.. |
Re: Assuming by Nobody: 9:43am On Jan 08, 2017 |
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Re: Assuming by zoneboy: 10:06am On Jan 08, 2017 |
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