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Elevator Abracadabra by oliidell(m): 5:54pm On Jan 12, 2007
A boy and his father visiting from a
third world country were at a mall. They
were amazed by almost everything they
saw, but especially by two shiny, silver
walls that could move apart and back
together again. The boy asked his father,
"What is this, Father?". The father
responded, "Son I have never seen
anything like this in my life, I don't
know what it is!".

While the boy and his father were
watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a
wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls
and pressed a button. The walls opened
and the lady rolled between them into a
small room. The walls closed and the boy
and his father watched small circles of
lights with numbers above the walls light
up. They continued to watch the circles
light up in the reverse direction. The
walls opened up again and a voluptuous
24-year old woman stepped out.

The father said to his son, "Go get your
mother!"
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by angelz(f): 9:13am On Jan 13, 2007
Hahahahaha. So d man's wife is cripple. Maybe d elevator realy got d power 2 heal. Hey buddies, am nt dumb.
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by Lucario007(m): 11:41pm On Mar 09, 2012
Wow, only one comment after five years? Well lets help rejuvenate this dead thread.
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by Agybabe(f): 12:31am On Mar 10, 2012
Wow 2007. What a discovery. Cool joke.
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by Nobody: 7:15am On Mar 10, 2012
Wow. . .dis is a very funny joke! I'm suprised there are no comment on it. undecided
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by Nobody: 7:19am On Mar 10, 2012
Lucario are you sure you're not d same person as oliidell?!
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by mikuz(m): 10:30am On Mar 10, 2012
^
mtchew
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by Nobody: 11:38am On Mar 10, 2012
^good morning to you too angry
mtcheww!!!!!

No make me woz u slap dis morning, its too early for dat, come back in d evening! Nonsense! angry undecided
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by mikuz(m): 12:29pm On Mar 10, 2012
Booqee what has come over you?
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by Nobody: 12:57pm On Mar 10, 2012
You mikuz, is d one dat has come over me! angry
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by mikuz(m): 2:16pm On Mar 10, 2012
i misjudged you.
I never knew you could be this obrobious.
Mumu.
Mtchew.
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by sutoboy(m): 3:07pm On Mar 10, 2012
una no get sense booqee and Mikuz!

na dis old thread una kan dey fight ontop?
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by bingbagbo(m): 3:19pm On Mar 10, 2012
^^^

i was about asking the saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame questiooooon oo!!! shocked shocked shocked
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by Lucario007(m): 9:40pm On Mar 10, 2012
booqee:

Lucario are you sure you're not d same person as oliidell?!
booqee, stop asking me silly questions, have i not told you before that i have only one nl account?
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by Nobody: 10:01pm On Mar 10, 2012
Lucario007:

booqee, stop asking me silly questions, have i not told you before that i have only one nl account?
okay!
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by dani1luv: 6:08am On Mar 11, 2012
5years ago. . Wow! Nice joke, but wia d poster?
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by oliidell(m): 12:14am On Mar 31, 2012
dani1luv: 5years ago. . Wow! Nice joke, but wia d poster?

who dey find d poster? dani y u dey form babe? na man pix sey ur profile

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