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I Saw This Hilarious Conversation In An Elevator / The Elevator / Stuck In The Elevator (2) (3) (4)
Elevator Abracadabra by oliidell(m): 5:54pm On Jan 12, 2007 |
A boy and his father visiting from a third world country were at a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?". The father responded, "Son I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is!". While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a voluptuous 24-year old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother!" |
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by angelz(f): 9:13am On Jan 13, 2007 |
Hahahahaha. So d man's wife is cripple. Maybe d elevator realy got d power 2 heal. Hey buddies, am nt dumb. |
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by Lucario007(m): 11:41pm On Mar 09, 2012 |
Wow, only one comment after five years? Well lets help rejuvenate this dead thread. |
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by Agybabe(f): 12:31am On Mar 10, 2012 |
Wow 2007. What a discovery. Cool joke. |
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by Nobody: 7:15am On Mar 10, 2012 |
Wow. . .dis is a very funny joke! I'm suprised there are no comment on it. |
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by Nobody: 7:19am On Mar 10, 2012 |
Lucario are you sure you're not d same person as oliidell?! |
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by mikuz(m): 10:30am On Mar 10, 2012 |
^ mtchew |
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by Nobody: 11:38am On Mar 10, 2012 |
^good morning to you too mtcheww!!!!! No make me woz u slap dis morning, its too early for dat, come back in d evening! Nonsense! |
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by mikuz(m): 12:29pm On Mar 10, 2012 |
Booqee what has come over you? |
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by Nobody: 12:57pm On Mar 10, 2012 |
You mikuz, is d one dat has come over me! |
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by mikuz(m): 2:16pm On Mar 10, 2012 |
i misjudged you. I never knew you could be this obrobious. Mumu. Mtchew. |
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by sutoboy(m): 3:07pm On Mar 10, 2012 |
una no get sense booqee and Mikuz! na dis old thread una kan dey fight ontop? |
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by bingbagbo(m): 3:19pm On Mar 10, 2012 |
^^^ i was about asking the saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame questiooooon oo!!! |
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by Lucario007(m): 9:40pm On Mar 10, 2012 |
booqee:booqee, stop asking me silly questions, have i not told you before that i have only one nl account? |
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by Nobody: 10:01pm On Mar 10, 2012 |
Lucario007:okay! |
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by dani1luv: 6:08am On Mar 11, 2012 |
5years ago. . Wow! Nice joke, but wia d poster? |
Re: Elevator Abracadabra by oliidell(m): 12:14am On Mar 31, 2012 |
dani1luv: 5years ago. . Wow! Nice joke, but wia d poster? who dey find d poster? dani y u dey form babe? na man pix sey ur profile |
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