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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by pesinfada(m): 9:31pm On Jan 10
vislabraye:


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Do you know anyone who studied geology or geophysics
and is need of employment? Please send CVs to
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Try the two positions and inform me later..
lol......as if is automatic
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by vislabraye(m): 9:35pm On Jan 10
pesinfada:
lol......as if is automatic

Wetin person go do nau . You don't know where luck will come. I know of someone who got Shell job without connection. Secondly, one needs to start networking.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by menzo4u: 9:41pm On Jan 10
"Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school" -Albert Heinstein

How is education different from school? You will get the
answer in my soon-to-be published book, titled:
EDUCATION BEYOND CERTIFICATE...

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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by JastSiryin(m): 9:46pm On Jan 10
hoover420:

bros me sef don dust lappy embarassed but I no sabi wetin to use am do pass play game & watch movies
help pesin pikin out abeg
lwkm...bros even me sef join,if u add music put, e don complete.I no sabi anything pass dose ones lol

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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by jist2day: 9:55pm On Jan 10
Start network marketing people!the key is in your hand.
Network marketing offers everyone equal opportunity to make money,don't be dull.Awaken The Giant In You
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by life00: 10:06pm On Jan 10
This is the most interesting article i have ever read so far, it's so captivating and mind-blowing,,, the OP just summarized the current situation a Nigerian graduate
/youth, in reality nobody cares about going to school anymore, what most Nigerians would be prefer is Handwork expertise
.... We voted for Change

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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by emmanuelpopson(m): 10:22pm On Jan 10
abdulaz:
Me I don know this thing tey tey. When I realized that no one gives a bleep about you being a graduate or your joblessness, na then I dust my Lappy and I begin to do weytin I sabi. At least I no dey beg anybody.
You think there is God or good Samaritans in this part of the world, you're just deceiving yourself.


make I understand you bro...its all about survival now for the country oo..I go want hear about this paroo.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by queenfav(f): 10:31pm On Jan 10
InvertedHammer:


When you wake up every morning, look in the mirror and tell yourself "I am on my own".

The mindset will lead you to greater things.

\
hahaha nairalanders won't kill me... Abeg e neva bad reach so.. Na really i am on my own.

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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by emmanuelpopson(m): 10:38pm On Jan 10
Dhortunn:
The Sad Truth. It is always advised to start something while you are still in school. Undergraduates should take note. Get a skill offline, work as an apprentice during the strike or breaks. Use Google. Answers will come! There are a lot of jobs on the internet (Not Fraud or Scam). Doors will open for you if you keep on!

I am a living testimony.




how brother? care to share your story
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by BlossomedCherry: 10:48pm On Jan 10
emrain:

What can you do? What services can an investor or anybody pay you for?
I can do anything Godly, cartering and all things my hands can find but my hand never see anything.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Viking007(m): 10:50pm On Jan 10
queenfav:
hahaha nairalanders won't kill me... Abeg e neva bad reach so.. Na really i am on my own.
cheesy
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by ICAMETOWIN(m): 10:51pm On Jan 10
onokings:
I'm also in that class, educated but a Keke rider.
I make between a 100k n 150k monthly.
I save and have a clear picture of a phone shop I'll open in the next 18 months.
Right now I can't accept a job that pays less than 100k monthly.
I know my self worth but unfortunately most girls can't see it, they prefer an unemployed than a Keke rider.
As for girls, I don't care much. Cus I know that to have the kind of lady I want, the girl of my dreams, I have to at least be on the path to actualizing my dreams and that's for me is opening the phone shop.
If there's a girl that can see it now and be with me, she've got to be deeply wise.
But I guess that deep wisdom is a rare commodity.
That's my points.
Here is a wise man,how much are you looking at to start the phone business bro?

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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by ifenes(m): 10:55pm On Jan 10
Back in my secondary school in Nigeria, I was usually booed for not doing well academically. I was an intelligent guy obviously, I just didn't see the need to memorise a book other people wrote or pass an exermination/test to prove I am intelligent.

Usually I get called out in school assemblies to get booed( yes I can vividly remember those days in my school in Port Harcourt). I didn't even bother to sit for the first ever NECO exermination. I was condemned by the principal. "You gonna be a gateman! " he would say many times


But today, I am so happy I was myself. I'm glad I have no academic certificates. Those papers do not determine who or what I am today. After secondary school that was it for me. I was young and full of ideas. Today I am so happy

My point is.... PHD, Bse, CNN certificates are not necessarily..., you can think and grow rich. The earlier the better.

OP, I think you are now thinking like I did years ago. It is never too late to be your own boss.

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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by queenfav(f): 10:59pm On Jan 10
Oocc:

thank you ma'am. God bless you
Amen.. It is well.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by oblak00(m): 11:00pm On Jan 10
TrapQueen77:
Classroom and real world are 2 different settings of life..

What u learn from the classroom, u may not applied it when ur in real world...life is all about survival..
*applied* *apply rather*
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Mannygoulding(m): 11:09pm On Jan 10
There are a few people out there who still help. what you should say is people shouldn't be totally dependent on people. Bible said so when it wrote "woe unto you, if you put your trust in man".

have an open mind, search for jobs, have some back up plan. if Lagos doesn't work out, relocate, learn a skill, try online networking, take some computer classes, that's the evolving trend now and it pays.


Don't rely on jobs" alone
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by VeeVeeMyLuv(m): 11:09pm On Jan 10
Exodus 35
30 And Moses said unto the children of Israel, See, the Lord hath called by name Bezaleel the son of Uri, the son of Hur, of the tribe of Judah;

31 And he hath filled him with the spirit of God, in wisdom, in understanding, and in knowledge, and in all manner of workmanship;

32 And to devise curious works, to work in gold, and in silver, and in brass,

33 And in the cutting of stones, to set them, and in carving of wood, to make any manner of cunning work.

34 And he hath put in his heart that he may teach, both he, and Aholiab, the son of Ahisamach, of the tribe of Dan.

35 Them hath he filled with wisdom of heart, to work all manner of work, of the engraver, and of the cunning workman, and of the embroiderer, in blue, and in purple, in scarlet, and in fine linen, and of the weaver, even of them that do any work, and of those that devise cunning work.

[b]36
Then wrought Bezaleel and Aholiab, and every wise hearted man, in whom the Lord put wisdom and understanding to know how to work all manner of work for the service of the sanctuary, according to all that the Lord had commanded.

2 And Moses called Bezaleel and Aholiab, and every wise hearted man, in whose heart the Lord had put wisdom, even every one whose heart stirred him up to come unto the work to do it:

3 And they received of Moses all the offering, which the children of Israel had brought for the work of the service of the sanctuary, to make it withal. And they brought yet unto him free offerings every morning.

4 And all the wise men, that wrought all the work of the sanctuary, came every man from his work which they made;

5 And they spake unto Moses, saying, The people bring much more than enough for the service of the work, which the Lord commanded to make.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by lungtruth(m): 11:23pm On Jan 10
Good write up, graduate of nowadays carry certificate on their head as if anyone care about what they obtain in school. The earlier they realized that no one cares, the better for them to dust their bumbum and look for something that will help them pay their bill. Stop looking for white collar job when the black is not even there.

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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by mistarsam(m): 12:11am On Jan 11
Dhortunn:
The Sad Truth. It is always advised to start something while you are still in school. Undergraduates should take note. Get a skill offline, work as an apprentice during the strike or breaks. Use Google. Answers will come! There are a lot of jobs on the internet (Not Fraud or Scam). Doors will open for you if you keep on!

I am a living testimony.
Bro, can you throw more light on the nature of such jobs?
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by james0560: 12:14am On Jan 11
It's so sadden to the heart the current unemployment rate of the country but wt I wud advise is, do not let situation of d country affect ur dreams in life... Av since learnt bin a boss of myself since wen I'm in sec schl... I'm now a university graduate but I didn't regret anything coz I learned beyond d 4 walls of my class room....

I deal with online businesses, not scam or fraudulent ones as pple ignorantly thinks anything internet business is yahoo yahoo.... NO!!! let's change dt ideology... There ar internet businesses dt pays nd by God's grace I mk my income frm dem without avin to roam abt d street looking for one job that is not lost.....

If u interested u can PM me or message me or send an email to:

PHONE NUMB: 07030300761
EMAIL: Adekunlejames98@gmail.com
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Preciousseed(m): 12:30am On Jan 11
This thread just made my evening! reading from page Zero to this current page was bomb back to back! Op may God direct you path and cause your lines to fall in pleasant places, amen! If you have passion for agric, you may also give it a try as it pays! you can check agric section if Nairaland for more details! God bless you!

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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by blekko101: 1:06am On Jan 11
somebody suggested a ponzi schemes which is not a bad idea. they are so many now. understudy them and go with the one that suits u. if u like i could recommend one for u. pay 5k and get 10k within 12hours. u can understudy it for as long as u can then decide. extra 5k a day ain't a bad idea. good luck bro.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by lungtruth(m): 1:13am On Jan 11
mistarsam:

Bro, can you throw more light on the nature of such jobs?
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Look for small capital, get a shop or an office set up traveling agency, note all ticket is online now. If you don't have your personal capital to start up the business now, look for a trusted person work for him/her to acquire skill and also get paid, by so doing you make your capital.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by naijaboiy: 2:30am On Jan 11
Snow5:


Format full ground remain...

Na me just dey dull since... Dey wait say I won pass through one person get work...


Now I won fly... I just dey wait for one thing.. I go Jand!!


Pm me if u still get other paroles ooo... E nor dey too plenty oo.. Lols
Lool...I dey reason say make we run am together sef. grin
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by hoover420: 2:59am On Jan 11
YoungDaNaval:
Have you heard of get help worldwide? 08182316971 Holla at me via WhatsApp for proper explanation
bros I hope it's not a ponzi scheme cos my moni is still in MMM desperately looking for a way out embarassed
will message you sha smiley
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by hoover420: 3:02am On Jan 11
james0560:
It's so sadden to the heart the current unemployment rate of the country but wt I wud advise is, do not let situation of d country affect ur dreams in life... Av since learnt bin a boss of myself since wen I'm in sec schl... I'm now a university graduate but I didn't regret anything coz I learned beyond d 4 walls of my class room....

I deal with online businesses, not scam or fraudulent ones as pple ignorantly thinks anything internet business is yahoo yahoo.... NO!!! let's change dt ideology... There ar internet businesses dt pays nd by God's grace I mk my income frm dem without avin to roam abt d street looking for one job that is not lost.....

If u interested u can PM me or message me or send an email to:

PHONE NUMB: 07030300761
EMAIL: Adekunlejames98@gmail.com
can this business of your be done without a laptop, how much is to start? a swift response will be appreciated though
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by hoover420: 3:10am On Jan 11
engrchykae:
but you can create jobs for many people by keeping poultry,i graduated an engr. but i hate corporate slavery aka white collar jobs.now am following mack truck and saving 1k every day,i will use it to rear turkeys that will mature by december,then i will sell and improve the business.u can do something and be self employed and get ur sweet revenge on those who despised u when u were a weak cub.i am talking to the potential energy in you.
bros make me sef dey follow mack truck like you na embarassed
at all at all na winsh
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by hoover420: 3:23am On Jan 11
Ganjafama:
I studied electrical /Electronics Engineering HND. Please help
bros you too dey find Job? tongue
but your moniker says otherwise! cos' I know how much dem dey earn grin
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Ganjafama: 4:45am On Jan 11
hoover420:

bros you too dey find Job? tongue
but your moniker says otherwise! cos' I know how much dem dey earn grin
No let my moniker deceive you o
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by 2unjee: 5:07am On Jan 11
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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by emmygzy(m): 5:18am On Jan 11
ernecy:
Most people want to start life big, and don't want to start small.
I remember after NYSC in kogi, I relocate to Lagos where I looked and got a casual job in a cosmetics factory, they nva knew I was a graduate in Applied Chemistry and was paid 9K like evrybody else. It's was crazy, and hard, I was doing all sorts of things like carry heavy drums of perfumes, petroleum jelly, mineral oil, speciality chemical in an unsafe condition and environment, spoken too rudely, insulted, and harassed by all the illiterate supervisors. After 3 mke evry products they produce, and knew all the decision makers, I decided to approach the National Sales Manager, and gave him my CV, the man was stoned like he was looking at medusa, he couldn't believe it and told me that they need someone urgently with my qualification to fill a vacant position of Quality Control officer, and the next day the CEO came to meet me where I was working, and called me out, evryone was like 'wetin this one do again', but were all surprise when the man said "I am short of words to describe what you did, working in this condition even with your qualification" . After that month my level changed, and God has been good to me. If I had waited for a white collar job, who knows what could have been my case.

Do not despise your days of little beginning, whatever your hands find to do, do it diligently and honourably, so God can bless the work of your hands.
wow! This is inspiring bro.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by nairaimporter: 7:18am On Jan 11
hoover420:

bros me sef don dust lappy embarassed but I no sabi wetin to use am do pass play game & watch movies
help pesin pikin out abeg

Learn programming or learn graphics design

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