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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by nkpommpko(m): 7:37am On Jan 11
They should involve them selves in the age long profession, called G.R.A general running around.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by glimpse(f): 8:14am On Jan 11
nairaimporter:


Learn programming or learn graphics design

please, I will like to learn this. if I can get soft copy, I will teach myself. can anybody help?
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by VeeVeeMyLuv(m): 8:21am On Jan 11
glimpse:


please, I will like to learn this. if I can get soft copy, I will teach myself. can anybody help?

madam this one is not something that you will studying as if you are in uni.

it require practical hands on experience.

i recommend you to go to these business centres and learn from the veterans, the streetway.

must have apps xara, coreldraw, adobe apps
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by glimpse(f): 8:30am On Jan 11
VeeVeeMyLuv:


madam this one is not something that you will studying as if you are in uni.

it require practical hands on experience.

i recommend you to go to these business centres and learn from the veterans, the streetway.

must have apps xara, coreldraw, adobe apps

I have some of the things you mentioned here. I taught myself how to use rapidminer (which i used for my masters thesis) using some tutorials from YouTube. I have to try it out on my own first, if it's something I can't learn on my own, I will go and learn from someone.

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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by TheAlchemist: 9:14am On Jan 11
brokenplate:
None cares bro. They only care when you've made it.
But one of the greatest philosophy in life is "never quit"

You might just need one last stroke of the spade before you strike gold how would you know if you quit?

God cares bro even if no one does. I bet you your breath is a gift lots of MDs, CEOs and GMs will pay any sum to have.

Go to the Hospital and know how much it cost to be placed under artificial oxygen per day.

You have health and strength you have wealth.
.

Health and strength declines with age so make hay while the sun shines.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Nobody: 9:24am On Jan 11
tatax:
Really nobody cares...I don't know why I shedded tears when I read this....if you studied engineering, send me your email, if not, let me know the skills you have...hopefully God will do something... it's well.

Thanks.

Sorry, this is coming late. Sent you a pm. Pls revert sir, so I can send you the details
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by tiblow: 9:26am On Jan 11
That is the result you come out with when you go to school alone and not educated wink wink cheesy

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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by nigg: 9:36am On Jan 11
life will teach you not to depend on anyone and to get up on your feet and do something. Everyone is only interested in him/herself and no one cares what you go through.

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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by emmanuelbrown26: 9:43am On Jan 11
blekko101:
somebody suggested a ponzi schemes which is not a bad idea. they are so many now. understudy them and go with the one that suits u. if u like i could recommend one for u. pay 5k and get 10k within 12hours. u can understudy it for as long as u can then decide. extra 5k a day ain't a bad idea. good luck bro.
Yoga recommend for me, biko
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by smoby(m): 9:54am On Jan 11
Oocc:
You graduated 15, 10, years ago and still no job yet. You talk to people around about it, to get help but you are mocked behind you and they talk about you and say all sorts of things.

You walk almost all the roads and streets in Lagos in search of job, still no job. Any company you go to, they tell u to apply online whenever they have vacancies.

You stay at home to search for jobs online and neighbours gossip you and say he stays at home doing nothing, instead of him to go out and hustle like his mates. They term you a lazy man.

You come on nairaland to talk about your joblessness and how you have suffered, and you see people advising and some even opting to help, but at the end, you discover it was all but a show. No one wants to help.....Nobody wants to help, even if they can. I even doubt if any man helps any man these days. Mostly they prefer to help women! I've had about 4 different Nairalanders that have opted to help, but they just stop replying when you send them the mail or CV they requested.

You lay on your bed every night, thinking, sometimes praying and crying.. ..soaking your pillows with tears, but it just seem like God is just far away.

The truth is.. ...nobody cares! Nobody gives a damn about you. If you like kill yourself inside your room......nobody cares! You don't have a job for 20 years, nobody cares! You discover that the more you tell people your problems the more they mock you and use you as a topic of discussion, and the more you get frustrated. Nobody helps anybody again in Nigeria.

This is to me and all those nairalanders like me, coming to seek for help......coming to seek for job.....Stop begging for job, stop hoping that someone will help you here. Drop that your certificate, in fact go and hide it(i just did that today) Go out there, carry concrete-in-pans on your head and climb a 3- storey building, wash toilets, carry loads for people, work as labourer on site, carry packages from container to store, carry cement, do all sorts of dirty jobs and make money.. ....no matter how small. At least you won't beg anyone, or hope on anyone.
Just do anything to survive, cos no one will help you except you.



#bowing out
......... On your own by the Prince.........lesson learned from this song... Nobody fit help so anything wey u fit do, do, even if na yahoo after all life a risk..... Either u get rich or try dieing.

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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by emmanuelbrown26: 9:55am On Jan 11
DaaSlim:


It was 2014 i wrote comment here last, your post is very touching and it remind me of my humble beginning. I applied to only 2 company and i got no reply with my applications. I just pack my certificate and all credentials and send it to my Dad to keep for me. ....I enter street straight smiley
I started working with a construction company as a labourer for about 7 months. I am the most educated labour in that company as at the then...Lol
Due to my smartness and kind of relationship to the site engineers and other boss in the company, After 7 months as a labour, they gave me job as a safety officer.....Yeah! My BSC is from Mechanical Engineering.
The company got another job in a new site and i got transfer to the new site. The engineers at the new site are not smart and they change me to a supervisor. Guess what, I never tender any certificate to any one till date. #Just believe.
Oga anything for the boy
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by emmanuelbrown26: 10:59am On Jan 11
Leopantro:


you already have the two things required to make money. PM me and I would teach you how. it would not make you rich overnight but you will make progress in a few months.
Bro I have PM u, please reply, tank u
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by engrkunlex: 11:25am On Jan 11
The business concept, many employer wont share with you
Let’s me introduce myself to you, in order to lets you know am not here to scam anyone rather to break you from Financial hardship, Am here to strictly give information not advert or profile selling, am (Andrew O.K a.k.a engrkunlexy4u, am from Ibadan but base in Aba), I started the business during my service year in Aba, and today the rest is good story to tell.
Before I continue to explain, try to answer this question if you can, and also know some facts.
1. The largest selling of textile materials in Nigeria is which state?
2. Electronics container from oversea is entering lagos as Number 1 importer , while Textile,Okirika (Buskoro) is entering which state as Number 1 importer?
3. 70% of the shirts, pants trousers we used in Nigeria, is made from where (you will never know this, if you are not from Onitcha or Aba)?
Lets me share these amazing facts with you?

70% of boxers used in Nigeria is made from Aba (anybody with contrary evidence should quote me wrong), shirt they sell and jeans is directly made from Aba. The question is, are they Aba made? Nope and yes, what we called Aba made is simply lack of packaging and that is why someone like I and you is going to invest into all this area. Later, I will still share amazing things about Aba peoples you need to know.

Introduction into the business (Boxers)
Boxer is made of different materials, we have close to 7 materials, but the common type of materials in making boxer is majorly two in Nigeria today, check this link for the facts: http://dudeundies.com/news/7-mustknow-mens-underwear-fabric-types/ (Cotton and Bed sheets material), lets me explain to you, original Boxers materials is made using Cotton material (Shirt Material) because the texture is of high quality and it does not wash nor change the color after entering water, most packing shirt material we used are made of Cotton materials, it also does not absorb heat and the washing is very simple, you get this type of boxer in supermarket and good store. Lets me share of other the materials with you, called bed sheet material, go and look for a bed sheet material that brings color and remove hair after washing and you will understand what I want to explain, note: we have some bed sheet material that are costly but am sure they will never use that to produce boxer, only a big company use it, Bed sheets material is very cheap to get and most people get their profit from using that in producing boxer, as per say Nigeria like cheap things, Bed sheet materials has less (good) and thick textile texture, this is the type of boxer you wear and 2nd day your yarns and this stuff will begin to ask for fresh air (you get that line), where can I get that? Some fake supermarket store, aboki for road, omo igbo for road side, infact they can sell it for you at 150 to 200, they have already make their profit. It is left for you to choose what you want as a visionary business person.

Why you need to do the business
Do you know that 50% of ladies now wear boxer? Do you know that 10% of women (our Mother) also wear boxer? Do you also know that 80% of our papas now wear boxer and lastly do you know that 95% of grown up guys have nothing less than 3 boxers in their wardrobe? All this estimate was not so in the year past. Before our own generations wear pants, am still a young guy, our ladies don’t even wear boxers before, our mother don’t try it, while our father only wears pants or none. This facts should make you know that the paradigm of fashion is shifting and its for the best brain that will grab this profitable future opportunity and make it a reality. Another reason why you should do this business is, do you know that most people used to overlook the production of boxer and very few peoples knows how to sew boxer well, ask anybody in the North and western part of the country where they are producing boxer, they will tell you from yanki(abroad) or those guy that don’t have what to do.

The marketing strategies
I will like to explain from what worked for me during my service year and now I can be proud of it. Then we used to pick it at the rate of 200 naira and packed it into 3 in a good nylon for just 1000, the nylon at times attract peoples, people talk about Aba made, Simple definition of Aba made is what simply lack packaging and lack of well arrangement, though I know some people sew bad material for boxers and still sells. We give out to our fellow friends and also go to nearby store, banks and offices to deliver to them, some get attracted with the nylon and the color packed inside. Also, know that if people love you, even if they have 10 boxers at home, they will still buy from you, mostly, ladies sell faster than we guys you understand better.

How do I make my own profit?
The profit is very simple; first, ensure you are getting a good material from your supplier, because this will make your business sustainable for long. Imagine you are getting at 200 per one and you are packing it into 3 per 1 as in you pack 3 boxers inside one nylon for just start of 1000, mathematically, you gain 400 on it, which means 100+ on one boxers, may be after expenses of buying nylon and may be you want sticker to the nylon, you later make 100 on each boxer, I believe that is enough for anybody. Secondly, you can target supplying it out to people close to you, I have a guy who always acts as a middlemen for the boxer, he gets it and supply out to his people for sell, he made faster money than we do then. Making your profit depends on how you can think deep on it.

Risk attached to this Business
I believe there is no business without risk, any business that poses without risk must not be a genuine business. Number one risk is frustration? What do I mean, if you ever buy boxers from an untrusted person, and your customer started condemning your goods, you notice that frustration is the first thing that will come to you, advice, don’t go for anybody you cant trust in supplying you the boxer, and no matter what, never allow your customer to select boxer and that is why we packed it in a nylon, because all colour can never be so attracting, they compensate each other. Secondly, if you fail to establish market or target a market, you may be disappointed that it is easy to establish with mind but execution is a challenge, my advice for you is to talk about it to friends and family even your enemy and lets them comments about it. Lastly, You are the last risk, don’t join because I said its profitable, simply follow your dream and lets be fits into making it before you start, I started with my mind fits in making it, and today, after my NYSC, I stayed back in producing my own boxers and also work as an IT executive for one popular radio station in the city.


NOTE:
The business is sweet, but if you don’t have right mind of making it, don’t start it. Today, am supplying to different state today simply because I started the business from my mind after gathering all the facts needed and I develop a right attitude towards it. I started producing my own with less than 200, 000 today, though I invested more than that into it now.
If you will like me to supply you anywhere you are in the country, I can incur the cost of sending it but it will be (a pack) which is 25 pieces inside a pack nylon at N5,000 for now, I will pack 3 in 1 boxer separately from your 25 pieces as a sample for you, you pay after receiving it, you pay to the person that will give to you or from where you will get it from after bargain on sending it, I will only incur the cost of transporting it for the first time and subsequently you pay for the transportation on your own, all is to clear your doubt about it.

:If you have interest on how to make your own boxer with less than 200, 000, just drop your mail on this forum, I will mail you.


For any interested fellow.
(08180959714, 08121172491)
08038662353 for Whatsapp chat only

Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by onyenze123(m): 11:47am On Jan 11
In the end, we all die and leave everything behind. This world sef grin

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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by mezebel(f): 12:06pm On Jan 11
EmmySparky:
lol...once u connect it to the internet...u would be suprised what u can acheive
I have two lappy,and I have aitel modem but do not know what to do with it. Help me pls,I need to get busy
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by blekko101(m): 12:06pm On Jan 11
emmanuelbrown26:

Yoga recommend for me, biko
pm me on blekko101@gmail.com. i wil send you the link. cheers
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by emmanuelbrown26: 12:57pm On Jan 11
blekko101:
pm me on blekko101@gmail.com. i wil send you the link. cheers
i hv done the sir
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by butanep(m): 2:05pm On Jan 11
tolsee:
OP, I care and I'm working to make a difference for people like you. In a few months I will start work on a project in Nigeria that will employ about 20 people on a contract basis. They might not earn much but they will get a window of opportunity which will enhance their selfworth. I will be relocating to Nigeria 1st week in February. Watchout for my posts here on Nairaland. I have been through so much myself but I did not give up, you should not either. Please note, no one will have to pay for anything. Those that meet the requirements will be chosen. Simple as that.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by butanep(m): 2:06pm On Jan 11
tolsee:
OP, I care and I'm working to make a difference for people like you. In a few months I will start work on a project in Nigeria that will employ about 20 people on a contract basis. They might not earn much but they will get a window of opportunity which will enhance their selfworth. I will be relocating to Nigeria 1st week in February. Watchout for my posts here on Nairaland. I have been through so much myself but I did not give up, you should not either. Please note, no one will have to pay for anything. Those that meet the requirements will be chosen. Simple as that.
what project are you woking on and where is the location?

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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Erums(m): 2:22pm On Jan 11
Greedgod:

dear hse personel , help me with anytin in ur firm .


Anything?
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by EmmySparky(m): 2:46pm On Jan 11
mezebel:
I have two lappy,and I have aitel modem but do not know what to do with it. Help me pls,I need to get busy
the kinda work am talking about is not forex...after checking ur signature i know u wont agree to doing it...

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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Greedgod: 3:44pm On Jan 11
Erums:


Anything?
anything yea but not too difficult please .
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by Greedgod: 3:50pm On Jan 11
glimpse:


please, I will like to learn this. if I can get soft copy, I will teach myself. can anybody help?
i wil like to have a chat with u , i cnt even boot a computer . Wana ask u some questns
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by chibuzorAbia: 3:55pm On Jan 11
onyenze123:
In the end, we all die and leave everything behind. This world sef grin

Yeye!

You leave them with your children!

Those living in extreme poverty have no business having children.

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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by onyenze123(m): 4:17pm On Jan 11
chibuzorAbia:


Yeye!

You leave them with your children!

Those living in extreme poverty have no business having children.


Your children shall also be left behind grin
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by chibuzorAbia: 5:02pm On Jan 11
onyenze123:


Your children shall also be left behind grin

If you haven't broken through, worked hard and built up some assets and some security, you should not have children.

That's the reason all these youths are going through these agony and despair. You women are to blame. Opening your rotten legs and giving 5 kids to a guy that can hardly rent a single room.

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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by tatax(m): 5:28pm On Jan 11
Oocc:


Sorry, this is coming late. Sent you a pm. Pls revert sir, so I can send you the details

Done! Send your number so I can call..
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by sekem: 5:44pm On Jan 11
abdulwastecx:


The problem is the mindset, people believe too much in white collar job, desk job can't help solve unemployment problem of a country of over 180 million people.

The future of developing country like Nigeria lies in small and medium scale enterprise like artisan skills in construction, manufacturing, Ict, agriculture.

The earlier Nigerian graduate realislized that there is no easy way to millions the better

Don't mind them.

I don't even have any mercy for any stuupid Nigerian graduate who says he has no job.

Instead of them to become skillful and put their brain to good use, they are still waiting for someone to give them a job.

Allah I swear, una go wait taya!!!

One thing I'm sure none of them has never ever bothered to ask themselves is how did those jobs they are waiting for come about in the first place?

Wasn't it someone that created it?

Why can't I create one for myself?

What skills do I have?

How can I use my knowledge or my skill to solve another person's problem?

You just want to wear tie, skirt and blouse, sit in an office and be watching DSTV from 8 to 4pm and at the end of the month, your salary will be sent to your bank account, abi?

I repeat, una go wait taya.

Ndi ala. embarassed

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Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by jswagg4(m): 5:57pm On Jan 11
vislabraye:


You have a good prospect. Appply bellow:
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Do you know anyone who studied geology or geophysics
and is need of employment? Please send CVs to
yommy17@yahoo.com.

Try the two positions and inform me later..
Hello Sir.

The inbox of the first e-mail seems to be full. My e-mail failed to deliver.

I have successfully sent my details to the second e-mail.

Thank you so much.
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by onyenze123(m): 6:11pm On Jan 11
chibuzorAbia:


If you haven't broken through, worked hard and built up some assets and some security, you should not have children.

That's the reason all these youths are going through these agony and despair. You women are to blame. Opening your rotten legs and giving 5 kids to a guy that can hardly rent a single room.

In aboki voice: I neva born fikin finish. Allah will take care of them
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by SnowJay92: 6:53pm On Jan 11
sekem:


Don't mind them.

I don't even have any mercy for any stuupid Nigerian graduate who says he has no job.

Instead of them to become skillful and put their brain to good use, they are still waiting for someone to give them a job.

Allah I swear, una go wait taya!!!

One thing I'm sure none of them has never ever bothered to ask themselves is how did those jobs they are waiting for come about in the first place?

Wasn't it someone that created it?

Why can't I create one for myself?

What skills do I have?

How can I use my knowledge or my skill to solve another person's problem?

You just want to wear tie, skirt and blouse, sit in an office and be watching DSTV from 8 to 4pm and at the end of the month, your salary will be sent to your bank account, abi?

I repeat, una go wait taya.

Ndi ala. embarassed


The one you'll create, is it not someone that would work for you?
Re: Nobody Really Cares, So Hide That Certificate And Just Survive Anyhow by glimpse(f): 7:45pm On Jan 11
Greedgod:

i wil like to have a chat with u , i cnt even boot a computer . Wana ask u some questns

send me a pm

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