An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking ONLY to the president of the bank.
The president of the bank asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets. The president was surprised and asked, 'What kind of bets?' The elderly woman replied, 'Well, I'll bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square.'
The president gladly agreed because there was no way the woman could win a bet like that.
The elderly woman answered, 'But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness.' 'No problem', said the president of the bank confidently.
That night, the president spent a long time in front of the mirror reassuring himself that everything was intact.
The next morning the elderly woman arrived with her lawyer. The President dropped his pants and allowed the elderly Woman to palpate.
Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, 'Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the president of the Bank of Canada!'

Lmao Old funny joke, its Cool tho

That woman is a pure business woman